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Quote Originally Posted by jmac3454:



I thought you were a poker player,  what are you doing degening on the sportsbook?

I gamble mainly on poker but I also bet sports.  I am a gambler.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Jamesinva:


You swear he is sitting there telling his son "Listen, this is gambling, risk your money and let me teach you this evil thing.."

NO WAY MAN. He probably made it in to a little game..."who do you like?" and the kid says "New England!"

Then again.............................



When I was 8. my soon to be uncle was heavily in to sports........he ALWAYS listened to baseball, read newspapers...this was 20+ years ago.......hed ask me..who do u like?

Turns out, after all these years...he was a gambleholic...that that experience traumatize me and turn me in to the degenerate that I am today? hm...hilarious story but not really...

Maybe youa re right.


We all got to get our start somewhere...


 
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Quote Originally Posted by wwtpglobal:

I've told him it's HIS college money that were betting... He's fully aware and cool with it...no worries.


How can you not love this thread....lol
 
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I am doing just fine this year in the NFL you have no idea what you are talking about.  Can you please post your plays so I can fade you?  You don't sound intelligent at all.  You sound like just another clueless noob who doesn't know any better. 


What is with this "noob" word today?  It was kinda fun listening about your opinions on parenting and people disagreeing with you but...  You sir are going overboard and are simply being hostile.  Maybe we should get you banned for such behavior so the rest of us can just have a little simple fun.

Moderators.... what do you think???
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wwtpglobal:

I felt it necessary to cut LiL Man's hair so that he resembles Jon Gruden...I told him it's all part of being a football capper. He didn't understand. As bad as it now looks, that might have been a slight mis-step on my part....Either way we're rolling tonight and looking at 5-1.
LETS GO SAINTS.


This kids an ace.  What are you doing cutting his hair in the middle of a great run.  Any degenerate gambler knows you don't cut hair, shave, change underwear, etc. when on a winning streak.  If your gonna teach the boy () teach him right...lol
 
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this is cute, but plz post next week I will fade the hell out of his picks.

No offense, just business.


I also agree its kind of bad to teach this to your kids. He's prob hooked for life now. I'm no better than he was at his age, and I'm no parent. just my 2 cents. 
 
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LOL these people on here cant take a joke....love the side stories the Gruden Haircut....well whoever making these picks keep them up!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by kevmode:

 A lot of idiots on here thinking this is a game and that this is funny.  So many idiot degens on this forum it is amazing.  Supporting a moron who is bragging that his 4 year old son picked the games today.  Op setting a great example for his son...  


Why don't you worry about your own parenting you holier than thou judgemental prick.
People gamble everyday. Stock market, getting behind the wheel of a car, the list goes on.
He is just having fun asking his son to pick who he thinks is going to win a sports game.
It's people like you that make me sick.
 
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Our Mesiah has arrived.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by kevmode:


I gamble mainly on poker but I also bet sports.  I am a gambler.


Stick to poker and peanut butter on the roof of your mouth when you have the urge to say something here in the nfl forum.  You opinion is toxic and people have enough toxins in their life without having to listen to you...  my advise...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by piratesgold:



Stick to poker and peanut butter on the roof of your mouth when you have the urge to say something here in the nfl forum.  You opinion is toxic and people have enough toxins in their life without having to listen to you...  my advise...

Amen! 

What's the boy got for TNF? Lol
 
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Quote Originally Posted by piratesgold:



Stick to poker and peanut butter on the roof of your mouth when you have the urge to say something here in the nfl forum.  You opinion is toxic and people have enough toxins in their life without having to listen to you...  my advise...

Please stfu and post your plays so I can fade you.
 
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Heeey Kevmode - (This is directly from Lil Man, during commercials in-between Scooby Doo episodes) - Kev, I'm glad your so anxiously awaiting my plays...it's awkward that your so interested in a 4 year old failing, but here goes...Plays #1, 2 this week

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my dog pissed on the newspaper and hit 9 of ten
 
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Lil Man came home from Pre-School today, excited and ready to talk some pigskin…Apparently the chicks all dig his Gruden Haircut, and Stuart Scott glasses.

He’s clear about this game tonight (and the grounding that awaits him if he misses). Although he isn’t allowed to get up from the dinner table until he finishes all of his peas (he’s been sitting there for over an hour)…

 Cleveland Browns at home -3.5 (-105 5d)

 I asked him for his write-up only to be quickly reminded that he can’t write or spell yet; his confident reasoning is that there’s some kid at school that he doesn’t like – Kid’s name apparently is Bill.  Works for me…Let’s make it 6-1 tonight.

 
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Sweet I am on the Bills.
 
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BOL Kevmode -  Lil Man anticipated that when picking his angle...Karma :)
 
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I have the bills and they are winning but the kid has Clev.... 

I think I am rooting for the kid over my bankroll.  How fuked up is that...lol
 
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Quote Originally Posted by piratesgold:

I have the bills and they are winning but the kid has Clev.... 

I think I am rooting for the kid over my bankroll.  How fuked up is that...lol
Class Act PiratesGold...We're rooting for you as well...G-L Dude 
 
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We all cashed again...right?
Lil Man...
 
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Hell yeah! Gj...the boy is on fire. Lol
 
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87%...looking forward to this weekend!  have an Amazing Friday! 
 
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After picking another winner last night we're now 6-1 ATS...I've decided to keep Lil Man out of pre-school today so that he can focus on what's really important - handicapping professional Football and making . At first he was really wanting to ride bikes outside, but I've had to remind him that we're burning valuable daylight and need to keep focused ( he gets it )...Picks to follow soon...

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