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GucciCapper has been patiently waiting for the weekend and it couldn't have came faster after GucciCapper's horrendous NBA plays this week. GucciCapper was about to move GucciCapper's flight to an earlier flight but GucciCapper decided it would be best to watch these NFL games at the comfort of GucciCapper's brother's home. With no MILF near GucciCapper, GucciCapper had to video chat her for a couple hours this morning to get the positive JUJU flowing. GucciCapper will also be at the National Championship game on Monday so if anyone wants to meet GucciCapper for some drinks at the stadium, let GucciCapper know!
Which brings GuccICapper to why he loves the Texans so much. GucciCapper will take the better defense, a quarterback who claims he has never loss a game by more than 7 points (in high school, college and the NFL), the team at home and a team that has a player donating his check to the young girl who just got murdered in the Houston area. Emotions will be high in this game, and GucciCapper expects the Texans to be fired up for this game.
GucciCapper recommends taking the Texans ML (no reason to lay the point). GucciCapper will be risking 2 bitcoin on this.
With two games today, GucciCapper will be supporting but HOME teams. Get the Texas two step ready and queue up all the good rappers out of Texas. Mike Jones, Chamillionaire, Chedda Da Connect, Kirko Bangz, Lil Flip, Lil Troy, Slim Thug, South Park Mexican, UGK and Paul Wall.
Game #1 - Colts vs. Texans
GucciCapper is shocked that there is so much love for the Colts today. Yes, the Colts have looked quite good going 9-1 in their last 10 games but if you look a bit deeper, you'll see the Colts really had a lot of these matchups favoring them. Lets look deeper into the last three games after the Colts beat the Texans in early December.
The Colts/Cowboys game was a game the Cowboys really had nothing to play for. The Cowboys knew they were going to be in the playoffs and had really no chance to move up from the four seed. Therefore, this was not a huge victory for the Colts. The game at home against the Giants was a game that the Colts needed and the Giants had nothing to play for. It took a Colts comeback to spark this win. The game last Sunday night, was a freebie. Without Mariota, the Titans had no chance to keep up with the Colts. Andrew Luck did everything he could possibly do to keep the Titans in the game though.
Which brings GuccICapper to why he loves the Texans so much. GucciCapper will take the better defense, a quarterback who claims he has never loss a game by more than 7 points (in high school, college and the NFL), the team at home and a team that has a player donating his check to the young girl who just got murdered in the Houston area. Emotions will be high in this game, and GucciCapper expects the Texans to be fired up for this game.
Stats usually don't lie, but GucciCapper thinks the sack percentage of Watson over Luck is getting blown out of proportion. Yes, we all know that Watson gets sacked a lot and Luck doesn't. GucciCapper thinks this will change today. JJ Watt will be ready to make his impact on this game today. The corners for Houston will be able to shut down TY Hilton and Luck will force 2 or 3 bad balls that will be the main downfall of the Colts.
Winning two road games back to back is very hard to do. GucciCapper expects that the Colts are just happy to be in the playoffs, while the Texans have been preparing for this matchup for quite the time. Add in the revenge factor that the Texans just loss at home to the Colts, and the Texans should be marching onto the next round. Remember boys, the Texans usually win their first game and then lose in the next round. Colts are a year too early.
GucciCapper recommends taking the Texans ML (no reason to lay the point). GucciCapper will be risking 2 bitcoin on this.
Game #2 - Seahawks vs. Cowboys
After the Texans win the game, GucciCapper will switch up GucciCapper's music to Future. We all know that Russell Wilson was waiting until marriage to fornicate Ciara. Too bad Wilson, Future was doing your wife in Gucci flip flops while you were still throwing the ball around at Wisconsin. The time for the Seahawks magical season will end today.
The Seahawks are in GucciCapper's opinion the most over-rated team in the playoffs and Dallas will prove this today. If Jason Garrett blows this game, GucciCapper expects that he will be fired after this game. The Cowboys are the hottest team at the moment and GucciCapper expects a hefty dose of Elliot today against this over-rated defense.
Look what the Dallas defense has done recently. 19 points against Matty Ice in Atlanta. 10 points at home against the Saints. These were games that mattered to Dallas. Even giving up 20 and 23 to the Bucs and Eagles isn't anything to frown about. Please tell how the Seahawks are going to score today. Let me guess. Run first down, run second down, Wilson deep ball incomplete third down.
GucciCapper expects to see a lot of that today. Dak will play a good game and these Cowboys will roll today. GucciCapper is expecting a hefty dose of Elliot (25-30 touches) which will open up the crossing routes for the Cowboys receivers. Jerry's World will be rocking today. Take the team that wants this game more and it's definitely the Cowboys here.
Guys, let's not get cute today and start taking these small road dogs. Do the Texas two step with GucciCapper and let's get drunk tonight.
Best of luck today.
-Gucci out
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