Why I think these plays simply CANNOT. LOSE.

That is one of the most a@@ backwards things I have read in awhile.....  You take money in a "deposit" to make sure you you get paid in the event the bettor loses, However if a better wins you have to scurry around to get the money or pay them with someone elses "deposit"   I guess it isn't backwards on your end but in regards to being a book you are a Joke and a Fraud...  I wish my local guy I go thru would tell me he didnt have the money to pay me when I won...  That would be even more compounded if he made me keep money with him to bet.....  Sounds like you need a new hobby....     Just to note I HARDLY have anything bad to say to anyone in the forums, but the fact that you have a tread going like this is a joke since you are not a bookie even tho you claim to be....  ANYONE could call themselves a bookie using your methods.....   I would like to thank you tho for me having one less thread to look at when I see your name in the future....

Yup. Canada

Delino349: Nobody asked you for your opinion All you ever do is come into my threads and call me a liar. Don't like it, stay the fck out. Nobody's asking you for anything. Just that you keep your nonsense out.

Cdub03: And I'd like to thank you not to comment or click any of my threads since all you're expecting is a "fake story" that you can bash on and be a local hero.

"you're

Just saying.

ok, keep spinning your tales to an audience that obviously does nothing with your plays. Just weird that you are like this. That's all. A sick guy for sure. But you are creative, I'll give ya that

Assuming that all these are tails and I'm posting them up to strangers on an Internet forums for attention from people that I don't know, take them as fairy tails and enjoy or don't bother! If I claimed the world was flat would you bother to actually reply on what a phony I am?

*some of them 

oh trust me, im with ya on the Degen stories lol, I have 100 of my own and 4000000 others from all other people lol. Im with ya there. But this whole bookie thing, it's just kinda lame. Like at first, i think people read cause it was interesting...but now, it makes zero sense. So im just not sure what you are getting from it by posting. Anyway, that's it, im done.

3 final tables??? yeah, ok

Sweet on the clerics and bulls to. They will probably lose lol . Thank mr jonx

Well it looks like I'm about to go on a combined 0-9, all somehow parlayed, including a blown 17 point lead. 

This F-ing JAGGOFF is STILL posting this $hit? LMFAO! You require a deposit??? Why the phuk would any1 play w/ you? AND you don't have cash on hand to cover wins??? Are your "clients" all 15-yr. olds that don't know better, or are there no real bookies in Canada? I bet w/ locals and it's ALL credit... you'd get straight laughed out of the bar if asked a player for a deposit!!!! PLEASE keep posting!!!! This is some of the funniest $hit I've ever heard! "THE SMILEY FACE DID IT" LMFAO!!!!! You're a disgrace to yourself, your family, your "profession".... I'm just grateful you're from a different country. I used to encourage you to kill yourself, but PLEASE don't...I don't know how I'd fill the entertainment void! Keep us posted w/ update s on people that simply DO. NOT. EXIST.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote Originally Posted by c_had38:

This F-ing JAGGOFF is STILL posting this $hit? LMFAO! You require a deposit??? Why the phuk would any1 play w/ you? AND you don't have cash on hand to cover wins??? Are your "clients" all 15-yr. olds that don't know better, or are there no real bookies in Canada? I bet w/ locals and it's ALL credit... you'd get straight laughed out of the bar if asked a player for a deposit!!!! PLEASE keep posting!!!! This is some of the funniest $hit I've ever heard! "THE SMILEY FACE DID IT" LMFAO!!!!! You're a disgrace to yourself, your family, your "profession".... I'm just grateful you're from a different country. I used to encourage you to kill yourself, but PLEASE don't...I don't know how I'd fill the entertainment void! Keep us posted w/ update s on people that simply DO. NOT. EXIST.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean the moment they lose. 

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!! Thank you for proving my point... if I have to "post up" in order to play, and have HALF my bankroll tied up just as assurance that I won't skip town, WHY IN THE PHUCK wouldn't I do it w/ an established online book? WHY IN THE PHUCK would I give it to some 155 lb sack of $hit that CAN'T even pay me unless he has a good night on the poker table???? YOU should think b4 YOU post, JAGGOFF... you just emabarass yourself more everytime.... And how is paying a problem.....what happened to your, (and I quote) "lavish lifestyle"??????

Do you know who doesn't get stiffed? People whose name means something. Wanna know who gets credit? People whose name/reputation isn't COMPLETE dog$hit, like YOU; eddo corleone

It's awfully "lavish" in here.... kinda quiet too (all of a sudden)

Does it hurt more if I end  my post w/ a smiley face??

What happened eddo? Did your brother Michael take you fishing? "I know it was you eddo... you broke my heart."

They have no idea when I can't pay. I have always paid on time. They have no clue what I do. I tell them I place their bets on my online sportsbook for them in order to save them the trouble. Then there is the cashout time, which can take 2-4 business days. But I tell them I will pay them "out of my pockets" on the next day whenever I have cash. That's a credibility boost.

And with the hits I took, I just pass on the action for large return/risk parlays. $50 to win $2000? I'll pass it on. Couldn't care less about the $50. But $1000 to win $700 on a juiced up live in play? I'll welcome that action. Buying 3 points in every heavy favorite and take crappy odds, I'm the man. Those stupid bets are the only reason I haven't cut 'em off.

To answer to your last question, I have no bankroll management, I am a degenerate gambler and I have gone from dead broke to baller and back many times. I've been in loads of debt and recovered, gone on expensive vacations, only to lose it back eventually. Sometimes the upswings last quite a bit and I pay back my creditors fast and in cash. That builds credibility for next time.

Imagine being $15K in debt with no resources. You're fukked! But imagine being $35K in debt with $20K cash. That's a lot of room to work with.

Paying won't be a problem this week. But if he loses this last parlay, I don't think he'll cash out. And if he wins, he still has a chance tomorrow and Sunday football to lose it all back. And if that doesn't work, I still have Smiley owing me a bunch now.

Just a few more big bets from him and with my $8K in online Poker I could look ahead to Vegas and the fukking mirage

That stil doesn't answer my question... you offer ALL the negatives AND ALL the hassle of betting w/ 5dimes... but NONE of the advantages. WHY would ANYONE play w/ you???????? My local offers online wagering w/ full menu of options AND weekly CASH settle-ups (I don't have to "deposit" $5k just to gamble) You offer the WORST of both worlds, and it's becoming VERY clear that the 2 "clients" you reference in your laugh-a-minute threads are the ONLY 2, and referring to yourself as "the book" is pretty much a fantasy.

c'mon bro!!! the mirage??? Don't you mean the penny slots in Detroit? The "mirage" that you've tried VERY VERY hard to create for yourself is fading pretty fast, wouldn't you say?

He wont answer your question. And if he tries it wont be candid or direct. He likes attention bro. No, strike that- LOVES attention. This is why you get a subject title in this thread of "Why I think these plays simply CANNOT. LOSE." If those parlays HIT, he'd be yapping left and right about how much of a guru he is. Anyone, regardless of whether the amount wagered meant something to them or not would NEVER post that unless the person was a d-bag, attention ho, who wanted to just stir stuff up. I'm a guy who will peruse covers.com for helpful hints on what to wager on and RARELY POST, and this dude is useless because he adds no value.