Why I think these plays simply CANNOT. LOSE.

Yesterday was day 2 after my client requested for a cashout for money I did not have. It was also the day I had made my 3rd consecutive final table in online poker including a win for a total of an $8K upswing. The pressure is down. 

Sorry, here are the plays:

Add this one from Martingale guy who's up.

dude, when will you go away and hide back under the rock from which you came. NOBODY believes you and NOBODY cares about your picks. I thought this would be a one time gimmick story but you just dont stop. Get a life man

every time you post he loses. I'm sure it is SUCH a coincidence. Just don't see why you waste your time making up this BS 

where u get ur lines from??

Just trying to figure out your post..  You stated that your "client" requested a payout for money you "don't have"????    I assume you mean you book and he wanted to cash out but you dont have it to give him????  Is that what that was suppose to mean???

nice story bud

you have no business being a book if you cant pay

Yes. I would have had to make up some story until I could come up with the cash. But now I have the cash thanks to those tourneys.

Johnnyclutch22: From various online websites.

!BOOKIES IN OHIO SQUARE UP ON TUESDAY"S 

hard to find a good book that pays....they want it when u lose tho .....eddie the book is on the list as non payers...eddie w thos lines u gave out ur will get killed tonight

All favorites?

BOL to you ! 

Believe me, I pay when they need to cash out. You cannot place a bet with me unless you have a deposit/balance in your account. The same way online works. So if my client has a $1500 balance and he cashes out the full amount he won't be able to play unless he loads up.

Sometimes I will give them credit only to induce action. But that's only when I run good and at my discretion. I know if they leave a deposit, they won't cashout for at least another week so I can take care of my personal sh!t with it in the meantime. And it is only if they win a significant amount that they will cashout.

It's a bit like how the banks and insurance companies work. You leave your money with them for years without touching it. The money appear as a number on a piece of paper or computer, or a "long term investment" with a maturity date. If you ever want your money, they'll pay you but they'll have MILLIONS of other's people whose money they are handling and making money off of. Technically the banks could go bankrupt and unable to pay out people's money, but only if they all withdraw everything at the same time.

P.S.: Those lines are additional point spreads. Their odds range somewhere around -300 to -350. Those are some pretty shitty odds for the player.

Martingale is gonna win both

i've said it before...seeing some of your post and the logic behind them, i couldnt possibly see how you're smart enough to be a book.  lol..unless you're booking for the school of retarded.  i dont understand why people feel the need to come on the internet to lie about themselves..what do you get out of it?

check out this gem from our so called bookie guys...so much laughter.

gl

where are u playing online poker that is paying 8k for final tables u are obviously not in usa cuz  5dimes poker or bovada unless it's the sunday tournament are paying that well, u live abroad

Good Luck

F my mother? lol./.....what are you, 15?? What a Dbag you are man. God, you sit around and concoct this bizarre story. And dude, I didnt ask you for a thing. You are a total loser. No need to ask for anything. In fact, I just wanna recommend a good therapist for you is all lol. Seek help

Your a lowlife low wage welfare scum bucket. Just saying.