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    January 12. Saturday. 1 bomb play to finish em. “The art of miracling2” playbod the year bomb play

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    Miracling2
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 2:39 AM ET #1

    record 108 93.

    0 2 monday

    Came back strong after this

    5 3 tuesday  profit win

    6 4 1 wednesday profit win

    3 2 thursday profit win

    2 1 Friday profit win

    Saturday 

    Saturday will be the day where we blast them all.

    Enemies were hiding far from the civilians, outnumbered already, their plan to escape by land is the only option for them.

    Back up on their side negative, communication jammed.

    Saturday is where nuclear bomb will be serve to them.

    Civilians armed and its on our side, safe and hidden.

    This is the time where we can blast them and finish em with 1 bomb.



    The art of miracling2

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    record 108 93.

    0 2 monday

    Came back strong after this

    5 3 tuesday  profit win

    6 4 1 wednesday profit win

    3 2 thursday profit win

    2 1 Friday profit win

    Saturday 

    Saturday will be the day where we blast them all.

    Enemies were hiding far from the civilians, outnumbered already, their plan to escape by land is the only option for them.

    Back up on their side negative, communication jammed.

    Saturday is where nuclear bomb will be serve to them.

    Civilians armed and its on our side, safe and hidden.

    This is the time where we can blast them and finish em with 1 bomb.



    The art of miracling2

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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 2:43 AM ET #2

    You take this forum stuff way too seriously. Take a chill pill and act normal

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    Record 108 93

    Play of the year 1 0 ( December 2018 )

    Play of the year 2019 will be held this saturday, january 12, 2019.

    Our spy started doing their work since dec. 15, 2018.

    Its almost 1 month now, and all classified intel were confirmed already.

    There is no way this mission will be aborted.

    Will post the play approximately 4 hours before gametime. 


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    Play of the year 1 0 ( December 2018 )

    Play of the year 2019 will be held this saturday, january 12, 2019.

    Our spy started doing their work since dec. 15, 2018.

    Its almost 1 month now, and all classified intel were confirmed already.

    There is no way this mission will be aborted.

    Will post the play approximately 4 hours before gametime. 


     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 2:48 AM ET #4

    Quote Originally Posted by LosDos:

    You take this forum stuff way too seriously. Take a chill pill and act normal


    Grow some imagination, you are too serious.
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    You take this forum stuff way too seriously. Take a chill pill and act normal


    Grow some imagination, you are too serious.
     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 2:53 AM ET #5

    NGIAHAHAHAHAAA...!!! PLEASE BE SERIOUSSS  LIKE MEE YOUU FAAKKIN ARMY CADET MIRACLINGTOT 

    NgoooAAaahahahahhHhHaAaa...!!!!
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    NgoooAAaahahahahhHhHaAaa...!!!!
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LosDos:

    You take this forum stuff way too seriously. Take a chill pill and act normal


    Look who’s talking. Says the guys who commented “abort mission” on other thread lol. 

    You guys are hilarious really lol.


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    You take this forum stuff way too seriously. Take a chill pill and act normal


    Look who’s talking. Says the guys who commented “abort mission” on other thread lol. 

    You guys are hilarious really lol.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ngentot:

    NGIAHAHAHAHAAA...!!! PLEASE BE SERIOUSSS  LIKE MEE YOUU FAAKKIN ARMY CADET MIRACLINGTOT 

    NgoooAAaahahahahhHhHaAaa...!!!!

    I like comedy totguy. 
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    NGIAHAHAHAHAAA...!!! PLEASE BE SERIOUSSS  LIKE MEE YOUU FAAKKIN ARMY CADET MIRACLINGTOT 

    NgoooAAaahahahahhHhHaAaa...!!!!

    I like comedy totguy. 
     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 2:58 AM ET #8

    DOnt ya all worry, the military inspired days will be over on sunday.

    Next week maybe i will do some kids stuff,  story telling. 

    Like, twinkle twinkle little stars, somethin like that you diiig? 
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    DOnt ya all worry, the military inspired days will be over on sunday.

    Next week maybe i will do some kids stuff,  story telling. 

    Like, twinkle twinkle little stars, somethin like that you diiig? 
     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 3:13 AM ET #9

    I have a diggg bigg  diggggg 
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    Our intel has confirmed that the enemy has 4 locals that were all informant and spies.

    Traitors who sold their principles to the enemy in exchange for cash.

    These locals were named

    1. DaGrinderFu boy “ alias the great pretender”, he also known to many as “the schmuck”, “thefaderGrinder”, people also known him as the “halftime thread maker” ( he expert on making a thread at halftime and pretend he on the side of the winning team lol )

    And lastly, he is well known to many as the “saliva self slapper” ( he slaps himself after every idiotic stuffs he made with his own saliva)


    2. Gamblorman alias “the grumpy man”, alias “thenonsenseGuy” and he is also known to many as “the schmuck part 2”

    3. Losdos. Alias the “hypocriteboy” alias “the great pretender child”
    ( he will call on your antics but he himself is using it lol). He is also known to many as the “insecure ballhead”

    4. Randysee  alias “btchead” alias “spermyFaceLotioned”. He is also known to many as the “oblongBtchHead” ( self explanatory)

    They were all locals who become informant thats why we got a lof of technicalties came our way but we solved it.

    No.1 technical issues

    Toronto raps vs indiana, khawi didnt play, aborted the mission.

    No.2

    Washington vs bucks

    Bucks become -2, giannis didnt play and we aborted our washington play.


    These were the guys who were all responsible blowing our mission but we solved it and all still a success.

    On saturday, the command is all enemies should be dessimated.

    We dont have any choice but to do whats the best for the community and clean all the trash.

    So be it, local or not. 




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    Our intel has confirmed that the enemy has 4 locals that were all informant and spies.

    Traitors who sold their principles to the enemy in exchange for cash.

    These locals were named

    1. DaGrinderFu boy “ alias the great pretender”, he also known to many as “the schmuck”, “thefaderGrinder”, people also known him as the “halftime thread maker” ( he expert on making a thread at halftime and pretend he on the side of the winning team lol )

    And lastly, he is well known to many as the “saliva self slapper” ( he slaps himself after every idiotic stuffs he made with his own saliva)


    2. Gamblorman alias “the grumpy man”, alias “thenonsenseGuy” and he is also known to many as “the schmuck part 2”

    3. Losdos. Alias the “hypocriteboy” alias “the great pretender child”
    ( he will call on your antics but he himself is using it lol). He is also known to many as the “insecure ballhead”

    4. Randysee  alias “btchead” alias “spermyFaceLotioned”. He is also known to many as the “oblongBtchHead” ( self explanatory)

    They were all locals who become informant thats why we got a lof of technicalties came our way but we solved it.

    No.1 technical issues

    Toronto raps vs indiana, khawi didnt play, aborted the mission.

    No.2

    Washington vs bucks

    Bucks become -2, giannis didnt play and we aborted our washington play.


    These were the guys who were all responsible blowing our mission but we solved it and all still a success.

    On saturday, the command is all enemies should be dessimated.

    We dont have any choice but to do whats the best for the community and clean all the trash.

    So be it, local or not. 




     
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    To add to that

    We also have 1 alien being on the side of the enemy....

    His name is Ngeeeeentot. Alias “theshakyboy”, alias the “dancingAlien”

    Alias the “theTamponwearingBoy), he is also known to many as the “ngingihoohahahaGuy” ( he always itter those words when is excited and piss all over his kindergarten underwear) 

    Lol.

    So all in all we got 5 boys leading the enemies to no avail.

    They will be shut down too saturday. 
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    To add to that

    We also have 1 alien being on the side of the enemy....

    His name is Ngeeeeentot. Alias “theshakyboy”, alias the “dancingAlien”

    Alias the “theTamponwearingBoy), he is also known to many as the “ngingihoohahahaGuy” ( he always itter those words when is excited and piss all over his kindergarten underwear) 

    Lol.

    So all in all we got 5 boys leading the enemies to no avail.

    They will be shut down too saturday. 
     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 4:23 AM ET #12

    This is funny 
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    What is the GAME of the year play???
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    Fakkk fakkk NgiiiaaAAahHahAAahHaAA....!!! Me got a lot of fakkin wife too
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    Behold......... 
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    Our agent has placed a spy cam with audio crystal clear on our enemies whereabouts....

    This is what we got so far on the 5 traitors on goong conversation....

    DaGrinderFU alias “schmuck” : ooh guys what do we do now? We are getting weak, outnumbered what now?

    Randysee alias “spermyfaceLotioned:  i got an idea, why dont we go back to the community and pretend we are on their side

    Schmuck: by now they already know that we are the spies, the traitor.... you fool  ( schmuck slap him like a jordan head slap for being a fool)

    SpermyFaceLotioned:  What spies? Spies girls? I thought we are the informants...

    Schmuck:  get off with what you smoking, making you stupid fck fck, think.....


    Ngeeeentot: ngingiahahahihiahaha why dont we just dance “shake it baby”, shake it baby ( he displayed his alien dancing skill and encourage them to dance with him while he piss on his kondergarten undddaaawear because of the excitement he felt)

    Schmuck: you guys are fools, im regretting now that i formed a team of spies with you two on board

    SpermyFaceLotioned: ( high as fck and bored, suddenly stood up, and utter the words ngingihiahahaha then hold ngeeentot hands and they dance like there is no tomorrow)

    SpermyFaceLotioned didnt know that ngeentot’s hand was full of piss, after they done dancing nggweentot’s shaky shaky move, SpermyFaceLotioned face all sweat and he wipe this out using his hand, not knowing his hand full of ngeeentot’s piss, he even wipe his face with it.

    Schmuck: wowww, what a lovely dance, i should have join you guys, to lessen the stress... ( he began to dance holding ngeeentotos’s hand not knowing ngeentot’s hand got another fresh piss on his hand, schmuck dance with joy even wiping his face with his hand, showing his schmuck dance move lol )


    After the spies’s dance off.....

    Schmuck suddenly notice the foul odot, he then sniff his hand ( being a top spy that he is)  he discovered this were all alien being urine, a ngentot’s piss all over his hand and face.

    He quickly fell, passed out, lying back on the ground...

    When SpermyFaceLotioned learned about this, to his shock he smell the same foul odor, passed out too face first on top of his fellow spy Schmuck, face to face like, so close that its like they were spying each others’ face while sleeping.

    In the meantime ngeeeentot still dancing.....

    When he saw what was happening on the ground he was shock and first time in the history of mankind he he sing this song.....


    Ngeeentooot:   Imm hoorny hooooeny hoooeny hoooeny, can i join im a spy too guys remember ( in his head this is his chance to experience human sausage, as he is an alien being guy)  

    To his joy he cant help but to utter his signature out of this world  laugh

    NgeeeeeeeiaHahoHahohohoheHeeeheeHahahaha..... 







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    Our agent has placed a spy cam with audio crystal clear on our enemies whereabouts....

    This is what we got so far on the 5 traitors on goong conversation....

    DaGrinderFU alias “schmuck” : ooh guys what do we do now? We are getting weak, outnumbered what now?

    Randysee alias “spermyfaceLotioned:  i got an idea, why dont we go back to the community and pretend we are on their side

    Schmuck: by now they already know that we are the spies, the traitor.... you fool  ( schmuck slap him like a jordan head slap for being a fool)

    SpermyFaceLotioned:  What spies? Spies girls? I thought we are the informants...

    Schmuck:  get off with what you smoking, making you stupid fck fck, think.....


    Ngeeeentot: ngingiahahahihiahaha why dont we just dance “shake it baby”, shake it baby ( he displayed his alien dancing skill and encourage them to dance with him while he piss on his kondergarten undddaaawear because of the excitement he felt)

    Schmuck: you guys are fools, im regretting now that i formed a team of spies with you two on board

    SpermyFaceLotioned: ( high as fck and bored, suddenly stood up, and utter the words ngingihiahahaha then hold ngeeentot hands and they dance like there is no tomorrow)

    SpermyFaceLotioned didnt know that ngeentot’s hand was full of piss, after they done dancing nggweentot’s shaky shaky move, SpermyFaceLotioned face all sweat and he wipe this out using his hand, not knowing his hand full of ngeeentot’s piss, he even wipe his face with it.

    Schmuck: wowww, what a lovely dance, i should have join you guys, to lessen the stress... ( he began to dance holding ngeeentotos’s hand not knowing ngeentot’s hand got another fresh piss on his hand, schmuck dance with joy even wiping his face with his hand, showing his schmuck dance move lol )


    After the spies’s dance off.....

    Schmuck suddenly notice the foul odot, he then sniff his hand ( being a top spy that he is)  he discovered this were all alien being urine, a ngentot’s piss all over his hand and face.

    He quickly fell, passed out, lying back on the ground...

    When SpermyFaceLotioned learned about this, to his shock he smell the same foul odor, passed out too face first on top of his fellow spy Schmuck, face to face like, so close that its like they were spying each others’ face while sleeping.

    In the meantime ngeeeentot still dancing.....

    When he saw what was happening on the ground he was shock and first time in the history of mankind he he sing this song.....


    Ngeeentooot:   Imm hoorny hooooeny hoooeny hoooeny, can i join im a spy too guys remember ( in his head this is his chance to experience human sausage, as he is an alien being guy)  

    To his joy he cant help but to utter his signature out of this world  laugh

    NgeeeeeeeiaHahoHahohohoheHeeeheeHahahaha..... 







     
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    After 3 hours, gamblorman and losdos ( fellow spies ) entered the

     room with their baton stick.......

    To their shock...... all 3 boys wearing ngeentots outfit and all tired with eyes half closed....


    Gamblorman also known to many as “ schmuck part 2 “ :  woooahhhhh, what are you dooooing you guys lying down like a sardines and holding each others hand..... wtf is happening here....

    Losdos alias “insecure ballhead” : yeeeeahhh wtf is this???


    To the shock of the 3 boys, they all answered their 2 fellow spies nervously.......

    Uuuuhhhmmmmmm... we... we... practicing....

    Uuuuhmmmmm “Rassssliiiin” 


    Gamblorman respond along with losdos ( you wont believe what they said.....)


    “ We love Raaaassssliiinnn” 


    And the rest is history..........   
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    After 3 hours, gamblorman and losdos ( fellow spies ) entered the

     room with their baton stick.......

    To their shock...... all 3 boys wearing ngeentots outfit and all tired with eyes half closed....


    Gamblorman also known to many as “ schmuck part 2 “ :  woooahhhhh, what are you dooooing you guys lying down like a sardines and holding each others hand..... wtf is happening here....

    Losdos alias “insecure ballhead” : yeeeeahhh wtf is this???


    To the shock of the 3 boys, they all answered their 2 fellow spies nervously.......

    Uuuuhhhmmmmmm... we... we... practicing....

    Uuuuhmmmmm “Rassssliiiin” 


    Gamblorman respond along with losdos ( you wont believe what they said.....)


    “ We love Raaaassssliiinnn” 


    And the rest is history..........   
     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 11:19 AM ET #18

    Good comedy

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    Good comedy

     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 3:26 PM ET #19

    Play of the year today..........

    Memphis +3.5 




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    Memphis +3.5 




     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 3:27 PM ET #20

    At vers System play. We win today biiiig. 

    Goodluck. 
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    Goodluck. 
     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 3:59 PM ET #21

    Quote Originally Posted by dizzy415:

    This is funny 

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    This is funny 

     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 4:01 PM ET #22

    Again

    Play of the year memphis +3.5 

    No ifs and buts....  90% rate play.

    Goodluck. 


    Play of the year record = 1 0 
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    Play of the year memphis +3.5 

    No ifs and buts....  90% rate play.

    Goodluck. 


    Play of the year record = 1 0 
     
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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 4:20 PM ET #23

    an_laugh

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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 4:25 PM ET #24

    Careful, this is going to be your 100th reload new_laughing1

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    Posted: Jan. 12, 2019 - 4:29 PM ET #25

    A mediocre team like miami who beat a good team like boston celtics by double digits the last game, my system says on miami numbers that they will lose straight up given a 1 day rest.

    Memphis on the other hand, i got a 5 0 system on them in this kind of situation.....

    Going for 6 0 today....


    Do you think this is the day where my memphis system breaks?

    Naaaaah.... i dont think so....

    If memphis is a Big double digit dog and up against a team like golden state then i might doubt a little bit.


    We win this one big and mission has been accomplished already this week.


    Reminder

    First game on board total play 16 0 now going for 17 0.

    Thats an auto play for me sprinkle a little money on them even without me posting.

    Wont count that on my record of i didnt post.

    A lot here already knows about that trend.

    A bonus profit every day.


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    A mediocre team like miami who beat a good team like boston celtics by double digits the last game, my system says on miami numbers that they will lose straight up given a 1 day rest.

    Memphis on the other hand, i got a 5 0 system on them in this kind of situation.....

    Going for 6 0 today....


    Do you think this is the day where my memphis system breaks?

    Naaaaah.... i dont think so....

    If memphis is a Big double digit dog and up against a team like golden state then i might doubt a little bit.


    We win this one big and mission has been accomplished already this week.


    Reminder

    First game on board total play 16 0 now going for 17 0.

    Thats an auto play for me sprinkle a little money on them even without me posting.

    Wont count that on my record of i didnt post.

    A lot here already knows about that trend.

    A bonus profit every day.


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