Really Bad Movies that you Watch

We've all been there gents.  There's a terrible movie on but you can't stop watching!  If you don't admit, you're a complete liar.

Army of Darkness

If I am going to listen to a game on radio,I put a porn dvd or Showgirls on the TV with the Mute.I play them slo-motion if the game is 3hr+.

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) gotta be THE most STUPID yet FUNNY comedy in the history of film with Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott as the two stoners Jesse and Chester. SO many funny one liners and outrageous "sight gags" it just keeps me in stitches. every critic in the world HATED it and it has a putrid 18% from Rotten Tomatoes BUT for a $13 million production it earned over $73 so the kids obviously LOVED it.

<<< WARNING!!! WATCHING Dude, Where's My Car? CAN cause BRAIN DAMAGE!!! >>>

DUDE!!!   SWEET!!!

Just watched The Butterfly Effect.

Sleepers (1996) was a GREAT movie. VERY under-rated crime-courtroom drama with Jason Patric, Brad Pitt, Minnie Driver, Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman and Kevin Bacon. Vittorio Gassmann outstanding as "King Benny" as was the late Bruno Kirby as Patric's character ""Shakes" father. relatively unknown actors Billy Crudup as Tommy Marcano and Ron Eldard as John Reilly, the two "Westies" hoods, also excellent as were the children that played the "crew" as kids

I gave it     of four on my review

Sleepers is 5 stars - agreed. Great cast, great story.

I shouldn't even of mentioned Sleepers in this thread.  What a great movie.

Stone Cold (1991) Brian Bosworth stars as John Stone a police officer who goes undercover to infiltrate a band of bikers who are planning on killing a senator and are becoming a problem with the FBI, National Guard and the Senator in question. Lots of carnage ensues. Only in the late 80's and early 90's could a movie this stupid get made. However I loved it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bNfag1hosI

Joe's Apartment (1996) watched again late last night. another really "stupid funny" comedy like Dude? Where's My Car? absolutely crazy plot about a young guy in a NYC rent controlled apartment the landlord is trying to force everyone out of. in that respect it has  has elements of *** Batteries Not Included (1987) BUT instead of little machine aliens helping Joe it is about 20K talking, singing dancing cockroaches who like living in his apartment with him just fine. really funny dialog and insane sight gags throughout. the villains trying to empty the building are cartoonisly funny as is Robert Vaughn (he must have been hurting for money) as the landlord. like all true "awfu" films it has a 19% Rotten Tomatoes and was panned by the critics. unlike  Dude? Where's My Car? it also bombed at the box office. I however think it's pretty fast paced and really hilarious in spots. Ralph and Rodney Roach are typical New Yorkers who take NO crap from ANYONE. IF you liked  Dude? Where's My Car? it is worth a look

Wow, Joe's Apartment.  That brings me back.  One of the first MTV movies and I too sat through it, haha

forgot to add that the ONLY real complaint I have about Joe's Apartment is they got TOO "arty-smarty" and over did it with the "Chipmunk" style Roach voices. with Ralph and Rodney much of their dialog is either barely understandable or unintelligible. could be one reason it bombed

Ya they would have been better off just using Gilbert Gottfried and Rodney Dangerfield in normal voice for Ralph and Rodney Roach

fyi for those that have never seen it, Joe's Apartment on Encore Wed Dec 12th  @ 3:30pm and Starz-Kids & Family Friday Dec 11th @ 9:55pm

Freddy Got Fingered (2001) this movie equivalent of an Andrew "Dice" Clay standup routine HAS the be the MOST crude and disgusting film EVER made. has a very few funny sight gags and lines but overall it is a complete "train wreck" waste of time. won the 2001 Golden Raspberry Award for WORST Picture, Actor (Tom Green), Director (Green again), Screen Couple (Green and any animal he abuses) and screenplay (Green & Derek Harvie). nominations for Worst Supporting Actor (Rip Torn) and Supporting Actress (both Drew Barrymore & Julie Hagerty). plays again on HBO-Z Tuesday December 8th @ 11:30pm and Thursday December 10th @ 5:45 am IF you want ot view BUT recording it might damage your DVR

The Faculty

NO WAY!!! I thought The Faculty (1998) was pretty good sci-fi horror. early work by Elijah Wood and Famke Janssen NOT hard to look at. Jon Stewart also with a bit part before he hit it big with The Daily Show. I thought it had pretty good action although it IS yet another "rip off" of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) basic plot. when I reviewed a few months ago I rated it of four

tremors!  back to the future

any hiliarous jackie chan movie!

^_^

sharktopus is the worst of course.

 Cobra........"you're a disease & I'm the cure."

 

Man, hardly any of these movies are "terrible"; but in the spirit of the post:

just watched Kevin Costner's Waterworld (1995) the other night. had forgot just HOW stupid it was even with Dennis Hopper as "The Deacon", the leader of the evil "Smokers". the "action" sequences were pretty lame although the ending was kind of cool with the "Smokers" mother ship turning out to be the Exxon Valdez and "The Deacon" with two of his henchmen colliding on jet skis and blowing up was pretty funny. was a MAJOR flop for Costner and Universal Pictures and was compared to both Ishtar and Heaven's Gate

Pixels (2015) this sci-fi "comedy" about alien invaders using energy weapons based in old 1970's & 80's arcade video games is pretty lame BUT some of the game action battles like Centipede, Pac-Man and Donkey Kong are fast paced fun. has a pretty good chance to SWEEP the "Golden Raspberry Awards" this season with nominations for

Worst Picture
Worst Actor: Adam Sandler – The Cobbler and Pixels
Worst Supporting Actor: Kevin James – Pixels
Worst Supporting Actress: Michelle Monaghan – Pixels
Worst Screenplay

Adam Sandler movies just seem to be a "Golden Raspberry" magnet. STILL for all it's "lameness" I watch it IF I want a pure "brain dead escape" movie