Re-cap and update later, too
busy this morning to do anything other than post a high probability winner.
9 Inning Under
Indians-White Sox Under 9, -110, (Kluber /
Liriano)
Yesterday’s game looked like
a very good under, right up to the drop from 8.5 to 8, at which time I decided
I didn’t want it and took the day off. Good for me, because it landed on 9 for
over backers. But here is a short refresher course on physics. What goes up must
come down, what goes around comes around, every action is met by an equal and
opposite reaction, and when taking it in the shorts with a good handicap and
wrong result (bad beat), the opposite will occur pretty damn soon. Now, most of us know
when we handicap a game it is primarilyteam
A versus team B, with proper adjustments added. A total is very similar except
that we mustchange our perception of “team”.
One team becomes Pitcher A + Pitcher B +/- Umpire. The other team becomes
Offense A + Offense B +/- Umpire. So, my team today becomes Kluber + Liriano +
Bellino versus Indians offense versus lefty + White Sox offense versus righty.
Basically I have Kluber and Liriano on the uptick and both offenses rather ugly
to put it mildly (this is where I need an emoticon of a guy upchucking). Now,
since I had my option, why did I award Bellino to the pitchers “team”? No, some
of you simple minded dickheads, it is not because he is 8-20 O/U. Maybe could
have skipped that comment; if you read this far you are probably not a simple minded
dickhead. Anyway, Bellino is a pitchers umpire because he carries a very
favorable 63.8% strike call percentage and a 2.62:1 K/BB ratio, which indicates
the black stripe belongs to the pitchers and he does not let batters off the hook when they have two strikes on them, he
rings them up.
Now, would everyone please
write Lou or Rizzo and nominate me to replace the departed and disgraced Sarah
J. Phillips? This site needs another feature writer and I would be willing to
change my moniker (username, dickheads) and post pictures of my granddaughter (gorgeous)
as supposedly me. That gets the boys all excited and they love thinking they
are dealing with a chick that can handicap.
BOL
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
Re-cap and update later, too
busy this morning to do anything other than post a high probability winner.
9 Inning Under
Indians-White Sox Under 9, -110, (Kluber /
Liriano)
Yesterday’s game looked like
a very good under, right up to the drop from 8.5 to 8, at which time I decided
I didn’t want it and took the day off. Good for me, because it landed on 9 for
over backers. But here is a short refresher course on physics. What goes up must
come down, what goes around comes around, every action is met by an equal and
opposite reaction, and when taking it in the shorts with a good handicap and
wrong result (bad beat), the opposite will occur pretty damn soon. Now, most of us know
when we handicap a game it is primarilyteam
A versus team B, with proper adjustments added. A total is very similar except
that we mustchange our perception of “team”.
One team becomes Pitcher A + Pitcher B +/- Umpire. The other team becomes
Offense A + Offense B +/- Umpire. So, my team today becomes Kluber + Liriano +
Bellino versus Indians offense versus lefty + White Sox offense versus righty.
Basically I have Kluber and Liriano on the uptick and both offenses rather ugly
to put it mildly (this is where I need an emoticon of a guy upchucking). Now,
since I had my option, why did I award Bellino to the pitchers “team”? No, some
of you simple minded dickheads, it is not because he is 8-20 O/U. Maybe could
have skipped that comment; if you read this far you are probably not a simple minded
dickhead. Anyway, Bellino is a pitchers umpire because he carries a very
favorable 63.8% strike call percentage and a 2.62:1 K/BB ratio, which indicates
the black stripe belongs to the pitchers and he does not let batters off the hook when they have two strikes on them, he
rings them up.
Now, would everyone please
write Lou or Rizzo and nominate me to replace the departed and disgraced Sarah
J. Phillips? This site needs another feature writer and I would be willing to
change my moniker (username, dickheads) and post pictures of my granddaughter (gorgeous)
as supposedly me. That gets the boys all excited and they love thinking they
are dealing with a chick that can handicap.
respect your skills, especially the value you are able to decipher, which is what this game is about, but the advanced numbers on liriano and kluber don't entice me enough, but this play is sharp
respect your skills, especially the value you are able to decipher, which is what this game is about, but the advanced numbers on liriano and kluber don't entice me enough, but this play is sharp
Hey dickhead,nice write-up,but Im going to put a bit on Cleveland because the WS suck,without a bust out day from Dunn they would of lost again,and the 2 guys they used to close that one sucked as well,dont trust either bullpen to help with an under,but it is a great call and a 3-2 Cleveland win would be awesome. And Im not calling you Mr Dickhead,dickhead.
Hey dickhead,nice write-up,but Im going to put a bit on Cleveland because the WS suck,without a bust out day from Dunn they would of lost again,and the 2 guys they used to close that one sucked as well,dont trust either bullpen to help with an under,but it is a great call and a 3-2 Cleveland win would be awesome. And Im not calling you Mr Dickhead,dickhead.
You guys are a riot. I haven't laughed so hard since I read some of your recent picks. Now, don't anyone be a real dickhead and not say a prayer for doliver's $180, that would be a faux pas of the worst kind (I use expressions like "faux pas" just because it sends JEG to a dictionary or thesaurus right away). tennistudly may have a great Idea with "KayElement". That goes into the future considerations file.
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
You guys are a riot. I haven't laughed so hard since I read some of your recent picks. Now, don't anyone be a real dickhead and not say a prayer for doliver's $180, that would be a faux pas of the worst kind (I use expressions like "faux pas" just because it sends JEG to a dictionary or thesaurus right away). tennistudly may have a great Idea with "KayElement". That goes into the future considerations file.
4-3 Cleveland win works just as well,thought Perez was going to fuck up your under with a homer and 2 walks,what a dickhead,but he finally got the last out because the WS suck,
4-3 Cleveland win works just as well,thought Perez was going to fuck up your under with a homer and 2 walks,what a dickhead,but he finally got the last out because the WS suck,
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