Here’s a few day game parlays I’ll be regretting in just a few hours

good call on yankees there was no way i was betting them today glad i stayed away

Braves starter Bryce Elder has been horrific in his last three starts, giving up 19 runs in just 14 innings. Well, he's horrible again today, but he's matched up against pigs who stink worse than he does, so for now he still enjoys a 2-run lead, and as I mentioned earlier, my teams cannot win after they've fallen behind by 2 runs or more.

Okay, guys. It's official. None of my five teams scored in the 1st inning. They batted a combined 3-18 with three worthless singles.

Oh no, now it's the awful Mets with runners at the corners with only one out.

Hey now, they busted it open to go up 6-2, but two nights ago I had them -135 and was one of the victims of that insanely ridiculous 16-12 loss where they took a 9-4 lead and then proceeded to give up TWELVE unanswered runs..

there's some god awful baseball going on in this cubs/o's game

2nd and 3rd with only out for the Red Sox in the top of the 3rd.........nuthin'.

anyone know when pirates game will resume?

started back up

Pirates trying to rally 

Stranding runners at 2nd and 3rd………..(sigh).

Would you believe that 4 of my teams are now leading? And the Pirates who were hopelessly down by four are now within one. And the Braves just failed to score in the top of the 7th, and that puts them in the dreaded Didn’t Add On club.

@MrBator

 The Atlanta Braves are 0-8 SU in their L8 series closing games.  I'm sure you knew this already. You are poised to win them all it's inevitable.

After the Cubs scored in the top of the 8th to go ahead 2-1, Tyler Ferguson plunked a pair of Orioles on consecutive pitches. I don’t recall ever seeing that before. His wildness just got him yanked and Baltimore now has two on with one out.

Mr B ......Who you got for the evening games?

And both of the plunked O’s quickly score on a double stroked to deep right center. 

Nobody.

Pirates have the tying run in scoring position with nobody out in the bottom of the 8th.

And just as I finish typing that, Tyler Callihan strikes out. 

Nothing. 

The Flubs pitching staff allowed only 3 hits today but the unlovable losers were a beaten team nonetheless. 

OH MY…Carl Yaz jr just hit a GRAND Slammer.

And on the heels of that, worthless Pirates pig Dennis Santana loaded the bases in the top of the 9th before going 3 and 2 on Mike Yastrzemski who then crushed a grand slam that landed many rows back.

Now it’s up to the Red Sox to help me at least get my money back, but I’ll just sit back and watch them fail to protect their slim 2-1 lead in Chicago.

I actually allowed my hopes to get high for the Pirates inspite of what I mentioned earlier, that my teams cannot successfully come back from a deficit of more than one run. They can’t do it.

But today the Pirates cut a 3-0 deficit to 3-2 and then cut a 6-2 deficit to 6-5. Meanwhile the Braves offense hadn’t been heard from since the 4th inning.

But then……..Pirates manager Don Kelly foolishly called upon smelly Dennis Santana who promptly went out there and pulled a Dennis Santana, which is creating a jam and then allowing the worst case scenario.