Here’s a few day game parlays I’ll be regretting in just a few hours

My baseball teams don't come back from a deficit of more than one run, so 7 of the parlays are done after the Pirates just fell behind 2-0. My hopes of a 154k day ended after just 48 minutes.

Wow. They did it, too.

@MrBator

Today is the day the trend gets reversed

Next up is the Cubs and the Orioles. All eyes will be on the O's to see if they, too, can hit a home run in the 1st inning.

@MrBator

 Best of lions

@MrBator

 Luck

Don't cash out your tickets yet

Suffer the agony of a hoping for a comeback

I appreciate that, but the Pirates just went from being down 2-0 to now 3-0, so my chances of them winning just sank from 5% to 1.5%.

I don't do that because comebacks don't happen. When I have a baseball team that falls behind at any point in the game by more than one run, I move on emotionally. I've already moved on emotionally from these 76 burning bills.

I agree i am on Orioles myself havent been swept at home all year 

3-1

3-2

@JFelty

 Rodgers is one of the hottest pitchers in MLB right now

Junior Caminero hit home runs in 9 out of 10 games, but then none over the next four. 

Then I bet against the Rays today and he got back to business.

That is true, this is their 16th home series and they have not yet been swept. They were in danger of that happening several times, but won the final game of a 3-game set by scores of 8-3 over the Rangers, 2-1 over the A's, and 6-1 over the White Sox.

So far my four teams are a combined 1-9 with runners in scoring position. The Flubs just had runners at the corners with one out and blew it. I hate it when I have runners at the corners with one out. So much failure for me in that situation.

I usually get a tailor made DP in those spots. 

You, too? Hey, we're tailor-made double play bros!

@MrBator

 Haha. I'm also close to 100% getting them with bases loaded and less than 2 outs. 

The Yankees are pissed

Parlay France regulation ML & MBappe anytime goalscorer (even though he will score the 1st goal).....that will get you ready for evening baseball action. 

Mr B 

sorry buddy i couldn't bet the pirates 

Yup until thats broken its Orioles or no bet 

The Orioles forgot to hit a home run against me in the 1st inning like the Braves, Royals, and Rays all did, but they made amends as quick as they could by hitting one to lead off the 2nd inning.

Wow.

Mitch Keller was removed after 3 ineffective innings that required 72 pitches. But that only led to an even worse pitcher, 29-year old shitbag Cam Sanders, who over 15.1 career innings between this season and last had a spiffy ERA of 7.04 entering this afternoon's affair. 

Now his ERA this season is 8.68. Thanks, Cam. While you were pouring gasoline all over the mound, the Yankees were putting up 6 against Drew Rasmussen, which now means nothing to me.