UFC = WWE

No one is debating which sport is more real, the answer is obvious.  Jim Hellwig is bitter about getting fired by WWE and making these threads.

You might be a redneck if you are over 12 years old and believe WWE is a sport.  Just look at the audience at these shows.  Pale, video-game playing virgins.  Empty out the trailer court WWE is coming to town.

 

If WWE is a sport where can I find betting lines?   

Funny how Big Idiot states that management doesn't look out for it's UFC fighters by not offering health insurance.   Um...neither does Vince McMahon.   UFC fighters are covered 100% in they are injured in the ring...as is a WWE wrestler.  If you get sick or hurt training, sorry about your luck.

 

 

The more and more a read this cock gobblers rants, the more and more he does sound like that idiot Jim Helwig...err um..Warrior.

Please someone tell me that this is true!!!! Did Wesley Snipes really whip Joe Rogan's arse in a mma fight? Please, please let this be true!!!!!!!!! 

Yeah, they fought in PRIDE for the vacant celebrity title, with Wesley pulling out a close decision....IDIOT

What's up Mrs. Pulla? How come you took down your O.G. Gangsta pic? Eh. You rough and tough Gangsta from the hardcore streets of Ontario, Canada. Eh. Don't you think it's aboot time for you to stop watching the ufc? But if not eh, Keep grounding and pounding.

O.G. Gangsta pic??? Still smokin that rock huh Hellwig??  Hardcore streets of Toronto you're dissing?? That's comical...5 million ppl here...where do you live?? Your bitch ass would get robbed, shot and left naked if you talked your big game down here....keep posting about the UFC and ordering their PPV's loser...how does it feel that the best thing to happen to wrestling since Hogan (Brock Lesnar) is now in the UFC...LOL

BTW....the guy in my av would beat Warrior and everybody he knows senseless

I'm sorry.. this thread just keeps getting better!

is this guy for real?c'mon guys hes got ya all reeled in here.there is no way in hell this guys serious............ok maybe there is if hes still a kid.

Nascar sucks,

 

That video is epic !!!!!!!!

 

Biggjohn,

 

Sounds to me like you took too many wuppins on the playground as a kid. I know this may come as a shock to you but wrestlers know who is going to win BEFORE the match. 

 A gigantic Milwaukee's Light beer can is going to come crashing down on your head. Men should act like men.

 

Thats right Mr. Bigglesworth... We're back!

Did you miss me UFCer's?

 

Alright, down to business.

 

 

Better Reality Series: American Gladiators with HULK HOGAN or Celebrity Apprentice with Tito Ortiz-

Advantage: WWE (Will Ortiz ever do anyhting on that show? With the recent appearance of Vince McMahon on Apprentice, ratings went up so it is getting better. And that means another Advantage for the WWE!!

 

Owner with more hair: Advantage WWE (do I even have to explain myself here?)

 

Smackdown! vs Ultimate Fighter: Advantage WWE

 

Better motion picture "They Live" with Roddy Piper or :Cradle 2 the Grave" with Randy Couture, Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell"

Advantage: Rowdy Roddy Piper!!!!! and the WWE

 

Organization that pulls in more money: Advantage WWE

 

Better costumes: Advantage: WWE (editors note- UFC is steadily gaining ground)

 

Most Outstanding TV appearance: Chuck Liddell on Entourage or Hulk Hogan on the A-Team: Advantage: WWE (now this one was close. I love Entourage but, "I love it when a plan comes together". Thanks Hannibal.

 

Hotter ring girls Part II- Advantage UFC (Those Octagon Girls are off the chart, and all Na-tu-ral, if you catch my drift.)

 

If Triple H aka "The Game" went Head-to-Head with Chuck Liddell:

Advantage: WWE Hunter Hearst Helmsley would man-handle the "Niceman".

 

Smarter fighters (judged by IQ test): Advantage: WWE

 

Special Section: Unparalled records set by the WWF & WWE

(Stand up and show respect when you read this)

 

Undertaker- Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania (from Wrestlemania VII- Wrestlemania XXIII

 

The Fabulous Moolah- Women's Champion for 10,170 days

 

Bruno Sammartino- WWE Champion 2,803 days

 

Honkey Tonk Man- Intercontinental Champion 454 Days

 

Ric Flair- 16 Time World Champion

 

Hilk Hogan- WWE Champion 1,747 days

 

(You may now be seated)

Since the UFC's records are inconsiquential: Advantage WWE

 

And finally, after tonight when Brock Lesnar wipes the Octagon with Frank Mir, you will all see why The WWE reigns supreme over the ufc. Advantage:WWE

 

(By the way, it should be noted that 76.22% of the people polled on the WWE website believe... eh, know, that Lesnar will win.)

 

And the winner, and still Heavyweight World Champion of combat sports around the world: THE W-W-E!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Once again the WWE trounces the little ufc 12-1.

 

Enjoy the fight tonight and keep grounding and pounding ufcer's!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who is this orphan?

 

Also why all the hate?  Do you not know that a lot of people like me are both WWE and UFC fans?  Why even have this post? 

Close you inbred loser.  Lesnar did last almost 95 seconds against a real fighter who is years past his prime.   Poor Brock had to TAP TAP TAP TAP or get his leg broken.  Even Bam Bam Bigelow lasted longer in his MMA debut. 

Look here Pat... (are you that he/she from Saturday Night Live? Pat?) Even though you have a females name I believe you are a male, albeit a lesser version of one. By reading your sentence, a grammatically incorrect one at that and your misspelling of the word inbred, I can surmise that our public school system has failed you. It is not your fault. However... continued ignorance is. A smaller mind, such as yours, is of course going to spew forth the kind of gibberish in your post. Taking all that into consideration, how could I possibly expect you to be aware of the following: It is alleged in the MMA world that Brock Lesnar struck a deal with the ufc and Ms. Dana White. The deal included Brock losing his first fight and then going on a rampage (no pun intended) in the ufc and eventually attaing the heavyweight title. You keep grounding and pounding though Patty. On second that don't ground and pound; I don't believe you can afford to take any more shots to your dome.