Am I Crazy?

I have this parlay..

PARLAY (6 TEAMS)
[24201] C CARIASO +900
(C CARIASO vrs D JOHNSON)
[24205] D CERRONE -140
(D CERRONE vrs E ALVAREZ)
[24210] C MCGREGOR -290
(D POIRIER vrs C MCGREGOR)
[24214] Y ROMERO -140
(T KENNEDY vrs Y ROMERO)
[24218] C ZINGANO (W) -300
(A NUNES (W) vrs C ZINGANO (W))
[24230] S THOMPSON -420
(P COTE vrs S THOMPSON)

25 / 1606

yes lol....how in the hell could you ever imagine a scenario where Cariaso beats DJ?

lol this bet is RETARDED