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Tell the nurse to place the IV in the arm you don't use to wipe your butt so if you need to do it later the arm with the IV in it is not bothered.

 

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Speaking of butt wiping...Using pre-moistened wipes in addition to TP will keep you fresh as a flower between showers. Nobody wants to smell like ass.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by EddyL:

Speaking of butt wiping...Using pre-moistened wipes in addition to TP will keep you fresh as a flower between showers. Nobody wants to smell like ass.

May I suggest a 30 dollar bidet off of amazon?  It will change your life.  Like evolving from a Neanderthal to a Human.

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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Quote Originally Posted by EddyL:

Speaking of butt wiping...Using pre-moistened wipes in addition to TP will keep you fresh as a flower between showers. Nobody wants to smell like ass.
May I suggest a 30 dollar bidet off of amazon?  It will change your life.  Like evolving from a Neanderthal to a Human.

Do you sit all the way down on the nozzle? 30 dollar intro to sodomy?

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These are good.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Quote Originally Posted by EddyL:

Speaking of butt wiping...Using pre-moistened wipes in addition to TP will keep you fresh as a flower between showers. Nobody wants to smell like ass.
May I suggest a 30 dollar bidet off of amazon?  It will change your life.  Like evolving from a Neanderthal to a Human.
Do you sit all the way down on the nozzle? 30 dollar intro to sodomy?

Nah, not that invasive.  Just a spray nozzle.  Think of it like an ass shower.  It is a directed tight stream headed right for the dirtiest part of your life.  You use a ton less toilet paper, and your just basically dry off.

It really will change your life.

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I save the fabric softener sheets from the dryer, they are perfect to use to clean windows. 

 
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.....don't click on links in texts/emails from people you don't know.

 
 
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Common Sense...

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
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