Women and men can hang out and just be friends

Yep............... but it's complicated. 

 

 

 

Emotional stability in the form of walking around with only a towel on? Shrimp might be more than just "that guy."

Can I be honest here?

1) Have major intimacy issues............... the last thing I need is to bone a good gal and then end up at a furniture store or something.

2) Kinda dig person......... no questions, no plans, just impulse. 

In terms of soul mates............

Labrador Retrievers

My dog passed last year.......... so I'm back on the market.

 

Missed some major hot snatch opportunities but at least I get to talk to hot snatch all the time vs boning it dipping.

When you get over 40....... It's not as big as a priority as it used to be.

Well shrimp if you have turned into "that guy" with a few chics. Here is your only chance possibly.

Tell those chics you are needing some box in a bad way but be more tactful in conversation. But ask them to go out and have drinks with you and have the chic be the mouthpiece hyping you up to potential puss at bars and shit.

Friend zone women love to help their special buddy find a hook up and she will get farther breaking fuck barriers with prospects for you everytime. If a woman sees that other women like to be around you and have good things to say about you they are way more likely to be DTF.

 

So get out and get fucked up but surround yourself with women and something will happen my friend

Kinkiness is over

Jock itch is in

Shrimp should only talk to hot snatches only with the intent of boning it. Otherwise, run for the hills.  

Nope.......... that won't work............ the hot chicks get "possessive"

It's unreal.....

Got cock blocked SIX (6) times in one night......... Fried is decent in social situations and can get shit going but friend chicks always fuck it up.

For example......... I'll find a great gal and the hot gal will get fucking pissed about it.

Chicks are weird.

Salty.......... I need you to figure this out bro

Fried can't get laid at all.

So when the hot gals aren't around..... I have a chance but that's sketch.

Do I really want to hang out on the couch with an unhot chick and do laundry?

No........... I like doing laundry with hot chicks...... So I have to live by their rules.

It sucks

Gotta go to work but figure this out Salty

And don't give me this toys r us advice.......... need you to step it up a notch.

Well that sucks man.

It looks like your only option is to pull it out and see how the hot chick takes it.

If she is cock blocking means she probably has a piece of her that would bang you.

My advice is to find ways to invite those chicks to get fucked up and have a good time. Control the conversation topics as the night progresses into dropping hints in a tactful way about thoughts of fucking.

You know em better than anyone so the formula does not work in every situation. But if they are cock blocking it's time to test em to see if you can fuck em or part ways. Sounds like a bad deal to me

So you have to use the force on this one and figure out the correct situational wording to get her to be close enough to kiss her.

Getting drunk helps

whered u get those chucks at?

The banging part is not really the hurdle..... it's the relationship part. 

This is helpfull.

I forget shit and it pisses chicks off............ Fried is not a multi-tasker..... one at a time and somebody's wedding forty weeks from now, I'll say yes but then the day before, no way in hell I'm driving there.

Think I just figured it out..........

Fried has no concept of time, money, or reality

But can do one thing at a time

 

I've known a lot of hot chicks in my time and they ALL have multiple "that guy" friends. They take those dudes for granted and use them and they truly do not feel bad. Women have a misconception that a dude does all that shit for her because he is a just a good friend. I have had this argument many times with chics because I called them out for hustling some nice sucker into doing all kinds of shit.

 

And my advice and advice I follow myself is to right off the bat do not act like she is so hot like all the other dudes. I do not buy them drinks and try to be the oppisite of dudes that hit on them constantly. I am more of a pop in here and there and making a funny comment then disapearing from their table. It makes them think, it really does because you are not the hound type that they are used to. And hot chics know many dudes will try and step up and impress them with what they own or can buy for them, its sick to me. If any bitch expects anything from me for her financial gain will soon find out all I am good for is a ride on the stretcher

 

But as "that guy" is buying drinks for this hot chic trying to impress her. Salty has already got her out on the dance floor dancing her box off. Nothing better than club style rap where within seconds you can have your hands all over her in ways you never could have buying her drinks

And if you can get down or at least attempt to dance with a chic, she will be 87% more likely take a ride to pound town with you

I just did the math

I'm pretty sure I would.  I've done it before.  I was visiting this gal about 60 miles south of where I live (actually was meeting a 3 other college friends....2 gals and a guy a fraternity brother....I came along so we could "double date" and make the other couple more comfortable).  It got to be about midnight and I had to drive back.  We were heading back north and she says, "why don't we get a hotel room when we get back to Faribault.  I'll even buy."  I said, "no, I really can't.  I have to work in the morning." (which was not a lie).  She looks over and says, "I could go down on you right here in the car."  After almost driving off the road and immediately getting a throbbing hard on, I said, "I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I just can't." 

We drove in relative silence the last 10 miles, she asked me if I wanted to reconsider, whe we got to Faribault, and I turned it down.  Drove home the last 35-40 miles with a raging hard on.  Guess what I did the first thing I got home?  You're damn right. 

I cheated on a gal one time.....in college.  It SUCKED.  Never felt worse in my life and things just are never the same.  And I can't handle the guilt. 

FYI, I did end up breaking up with my gal at the time and we eventually got together (she was back at college....she was two years younger than me....I went down to visit when her roomie was gone for the weekend.....it was worth the wait). 

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