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Quote Originally Posted by kickinA:

Maybe she thought Shrimp is gay?  And/ or Shrimp did not measure up?

Shrimp ain't gay............. My dick is decent.  No clue.

 
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Every now and then you get a piece but it's never when you want it.
 
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Have even sat in the bathtub for half a day thinking would get some company.

Nope..... got a towel

 
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In the meantime.... have backups fucking crawling through windows.

But chicks are weird man.

 
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The worst thing as far as getting snatch to open the door in a towel with a towel on with a hot chick in the background.

Scares off the person

 
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Posted: #31

Shrimp needed to be more aggressive and make that first move.

 

 
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Maybe she has a thing against Shrimp, or his latin heritage? And that is why she was comfortable in sharing room and board? 
 
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It's a 100-1 ratio on getting cock blocked vs getting snatch.

Actually took notes one night.  Got cockblocked 6 times in one night.

Was digging this gal and big hair rolls in with.... "Let's go... and now"

 

 
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Ya...... I'm really not that aggressive with chicks.  Low testerone..... They are just such a hassle.  Almost afraid to bang them.

Very competitive but just not with chicks.  They will drive you crazy.

 
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She didn't like Shrimp's cocktail
 
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You bang them and then next thing you know...... your entire schedule is fucked up for a few months.

 
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So Shrimp has no game?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FriedShrimp:

You bang them and then next thing you know...... your entire schedule is fucked up for a few months.

And yet Shrimp was laying it all out, but no bite.

 
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Check this.......... had one gal who LITERALLY..... crawled through the window once a week when I was sleeping.

That's fine but the dog almost chewed her leg off the first time.

 
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Had a new girlfriend at the time......... and I got a stripper crawling through windows?

I think I like to keep my friends and sex life seperate.

 
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Shrimp has zero game with chicks but at least has some hot friends.  Every blue moon you get a piece but it's really not worth the trouble.

 

 
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How this thread is not getting hit on is impossible.

If you want gay..... what's up with the Casey Anthony freaking threads?

 
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Of all the topics to talk about......... the last one would be Casey Anthony.

It's just stupid media.  Who gives a shit?

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

Not that simple IMO.  There is a MILF at work here who I would just like to slam.  She wears jeans and heels regularly and has an ass like you would not believe.  But I know I'd never cheat on my gal and she would never cheat on her husband.  If we were both single, you bet your ass I'd be trying to get into those pants. 

For me, it's more about circumstances.  Are both people available?  Also, do you have more than just the feeling that you want to bone this chick?  I pretty much wouldn't mind boning every gal in my office, but that's just being a guy.  When you cross the line and have trouble being friends is when you have some feelings that are more than just the guy thing of wanting to get your pinky wet.



so if this MILF tells you i been wanting to suck your dick and i want you to stay at work late and we can get busy.  you will say "no"  i admire you with self control my friend. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

Not that simple IMO.  There is a MILF at work here who I would just like to slam.  She wears jeans and heels regularly and has an ass like you would not believe.  But I know I'd never cheat on my gal and she would never cheat on her husband.  If we were both single, you bet your ass I'd be trying to get into those pants. 

For me, it's more about circumstances.  Are both people available?  Also, do you have more than just the feeling that you want to bone this chick?  I pretty much wouldn't mind boning every gal in my office, but that's just being a guy.  When you cross the line and have trouble being friends is when you have some feelings that are more than just the guy thing of wanting to get your pinky wet.

 
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Went that route.............. multiple office bonings are adventerous.  At the end of the day, I think I'd rather walk around in a towel by myself than deal with one third of that drama.
 
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If you end up with a woman and she puts you in the friend zone it means two things

(1) You have no game and more importantly no deal closing skills.

(2) She thinks you are just a nice guy box.

 

Do not ever be "that guy"

 

You know the one that she thinks to call when dudes like me break em off then don't turn into their boyfriends. If you are not banging a chic and she thinks of you for a shoulder to cry on. You are "that guy".

And "that guy" never gets laid because he is such a box. But he sure is good to talk to or go run errands with shopping. Women love to have "that guy" on speedial ready to talk to. But the funny thing is when "that guy" is not around, she is very clear in telling people you 2 are JUST FRIENDS! If you ask her if "that guy" wants to fuck her she will truly believe that he does not want to fuck her because they are friends.

Truth is she is a cock freak! Something that "that guy" will not ever know about.

Don't be "that guy"

 
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Never bone a co-worker. It's not worth it. (Unless you're planning to leave the job.)
 
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I think Shrimp is "that guy."  
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

If you end up with a woman and she puts you in the friend zone it means two things

(1) You have no game and more importantly no deal closing skills.

(2) She thinks you are just a nice guy box.

 

Do not ever be "that guy"

 

You know the one that she thinks to call when dudes like me break em off then don't turn into their boyfriends. If you are not banging a chic and she thinks of you for a shoulder to cry on. You are "that guy".

And "that guy" never gets laid because he is such a box. But he sure is good to talk to or go run errands with shopping. Women love to have "that guy" on speedial ready to talk to. But the funny thing is when "that guy" is not around, she is very clear in telling people you 2 are JUST FRIENDS! If you ask her if "that guy" wants to fuck her she will truly believe that he does not want to fuck her because they are friends.

Truth is she is a cock freak! Something that "that guy" will not ever know about.

Don't be "that guy"

Too late......... already that guy.

Total lush over here.  Fried somehow provides emotional stability to chicks who don't bone me

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