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What's the best butt hair trimmer on the market?

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I have like the duck dynasty of a$$ hair going on.  I need to trim it down.  What's the best tool for this operation?
 
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let it grow out chicks dig the long ball
 
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bigreds daddy
 
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I always thought Briggs & Stratton made the best lawnmowers.
 
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Packaging tape.

 
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See if your barber will get in there with a straight edge.

 
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Philips Body Groom
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Philips Body Groom

 
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Use the 40yr Old Virgin technique.
 
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i can come over 
 
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there are a lot of hoemos in this thread
 
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Quote Originally Posted by smarterthanyou:

there are a lot of hoemos in this thread
You should stick around then....maybe get a phone number or email address.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

You should stick around then....maybe get a phone number or email address.

 
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Wax on wax off
Gotta go pee!
 
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Try that one that another ahole uses, Brett Favre, the one with the light on it for dark places.............

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Nair ?
 
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Use a razor.  
 
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My ear hair trimmer says "good on any orifice"
 
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 Golden Goose.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Philips Body Groom


So I bought one of these the other day.  Damn!  Who knew I had such a magnificent a$$ buried under all that fur!  I was checking my butt out all day long!

Good call!


 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by DiGiT]

  I was checking my butt out all day long!

Good call!


[/Quote

So...a normal day for you eh]
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DiGiT:

I have like the duck dynasty of a$$ hair going on.  I need to trim it down.  What's the best tool for this operation?

Teeth.

 
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Karmin  T70 is the best 

 
 
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I ain't shaving anything below my neck

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