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What is the charge for beating the shit out of the mail man?

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I special ordered a neon sign of the Texas Longhorns and just got it today. I wasnt home so the pecker head mailman put in between by screen door and the front door with half the box sticking out.

My screen door has two closers on it and closes the door really hard and fast. The stupid idiot put the box between the door and the door smashed the shit out of the box! I opened it and Bevo's right horn was smashed off and the sign is ruined!!

I called the dude on craiglist and the idiot didnt insure it when he shipped it and then I called the post office and they said i couldnt prove the post office broke it.

WTF????? I want to kick some mailman ass but the dude is like 70 and all crusty looking...

 
 
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I feel you AHD, but it's a federal offense in the waiting. Bevo can always grow another horn.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by kickinA:

I feel you AHD, but it's a federal offense in the waiting. Bevo can always grow another horn.

is it really a federal offense?? what kind of time you get for kicking a mailman's ass....

and neon horns don't grow back! 
 
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dont' assault govt employees

you'll def spend some time

go to your room and take it out on your penis

 
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fuck the neon

get you the outfit and get some poooonaaannni

 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmilrod:

dont' assault govt employees

you'll def spend some time

go to your room and take it out on your penis


maybe i will booby trap my mailbox and blow off one of his hands...a horn for a hand sort of thing! stupid a-hole mailman!!!


 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmilrod:

fuck the neon

get you the outfit and get some poooonaaannni


i actually wore the Bevo hat once! and i do have the shorts....but bevo neon sign RIP 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmilrod:

fuck the neon

get you the outfit and get some poooonaaannni

 The outfit..............And Halloween's just around the corner.

 
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the charge for posting the same thread twice though is much more severe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

death by aids

 

watch out

 

 

i see weed and gaint coming to inject you

 
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Quote Originally Posted by kickinA:

 The outfit..............And Halloween's just around the corner.


F the outfit! my neon sign is broken! 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmilrod:

the charge for posting the same thread twice though is much more severe

 death by aids

 watch out

 i see weed and gaint coming to inject you


f'ing covers screwed that up....man nothing is going right this afternoon..

and AHD is an AIDs free environment!!!
 
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f the outfit????  If that outfit is gonna get me that girl in that pic, I'll wear the outfit 24/7.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Longhorn007:

f the outfit????  If that outfit is gonna get me that girl in that pic, I'll wear the outfit 24/7.

dude you live in austin...go down to 4th street, throw a can of skoal in the air and you will hit a chick as hot as her....HOWEVER i cannot fix Bevo's neon horn! 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Longhorn007:

f the outfit????  If that outfit is gonna get me that girl in that pic, I'll wear the outfit 24/7.

Or that gal in your avatar.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by kickinA:

Or that gal in your avatar.


f that girl....we r talking about the best macot in the world!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:


f that girl....we r talking about the best macot in the world!

I definitely would.

Best mascot?! 
 
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Sparty disagrees.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:


maybe i will booby trap my mailbox and blow off one of his hands...a horn for a hand sort of thing! stupid a-hole mailman!!!




now this thread has been sent to the NSA 


run forest... run!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by kickinA:

Sparty disagrees.

DUDE

BEVO >>>> SPARTY. NOT EVEN CLOSE

BEVO > THAN ALL OTHER COLLEGE MASCOTS!
 
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Better yet, who puts glass in the regular mail? 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PokinSmot:



now this thread has been sent to the NSA 


run forest... run!

mailman was probably a POOR AGGIE!!!!
 
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old man should retire and collect his pension....before the gov't loses it
 
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Sparty has beaten Ohio State, Michigan, and Wisky, in a row, all rated.

You are O-for-Oklahoma

Methinks you're full of Bevo..................

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Sparty has beaten Ohio State, Michigan, and Wisky, in a row, all rated.

You are O-for-Oklahoma

Methinks you're full of Bevo..................





I graduated from U.T. and I'm ashamed of Texas right now....  I do bleed orange...but in the end, I bleed green and have won lots of money going against Texas.... It's kinda sad... I sit at bars with other longhorns secretly smiling when Texas fucks up....AGAIN.

Can't wait for Texas Basketball ....even tho we lost some key players.  But hey, March Madness...anything can happen
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Sparty has beaten Ohio State, Michigan, and Wisky, in a row, all rated.

You are O-for-Oklahoma

Methinks you're full of Bevo..................


I AM talking about our mascot...and f sparty..osu sucks...mich avg..whisky posers and they lost to shit nd!
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