Quote Originally Posted by joe pockets:
60 bucks ? With a happy ending !
Sho....if you Cheap Charlie...................
Here's the basic deal in the DFW area......
*(probably) the best place in the nation for this type of seedy pursuit
1) Legit place.....< these are to be avoided.............
2) Semi-legit......a good enough massage (usually) followed by level 1 action....(HJ).....occasionally L2 might be available (BJ)
$ the standard room fee ($40 for 30 min....$60 for 60 min)
PLUS $40-50 for L1.....$75 ish for L2.........you're gonna tip
about 20% anyway....so extra cost for a MUCH better massage maybe $25-30
*these are usually Chinese chicks....average age 30-40 or so
* often in the suburbs.... in a dr's office type setting
3) hint : often you will see a sign as you enter.....
"this is not a massage establishment, please do not ask for
this service".....
*you guessed it........LEVEL 3 action.........
*here usually Korean chicks.....with Thais sprinkled in
several here with model quality girls 20-35....seriously
$ room fee plus $100 for 30 min.....$140 for 60 min
*body scrub > shower > brief massage followed by BOOM
BOOM .......pretty much everything is on the menu
**** for some of you really dirty basterds.....
NO...... 'A' service is rarely an option....
BUT strangely enough...DATO is (salad tossing).....
*in Seoul they have 'spas' devoted entirely to this
practice....you get a drink > sit nekkid in a chair
with no bottom (like nut torture scene in
(whichever) James Bond film that was....
THEN the chick slides under like a mechanic might
*combined with L1....this is the greatness of the
'Rusty Trombone' ..............
(or so I've been told)..........
That's enough for today grasshopper..............
It is better to be feared - than to be loved.
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