These Zombies Walk Among Us

Wow, today people CANNOT ascertain what facts are and what is offensive commentary/jokes...

Stoned , The Undisputed Champion , a hundred proof in my flask , you can ask for a sip

zip passed “ who cares , could give a shitt “ till you crash and trespass into terror with a grin

it could be careless , inconsiderate 

but why ask why ?

the standard answers are asss , my replies smash time

breaking and bending , the godforsaken stay shaking and trembling

afraid and fearful , of what lays in wait , a miracle

i can breathe and function 

demons on my heels I keep ‘em reaching , lunging

but they can’t catch me , I’m too slick and devilish 

exceptional strength mixed with sick eccentricness 

pistols , weapons , gripped , discharge then disfigure and splinter whatever it hits

instincts too crisp , too clever to miss

forever exist

As the Titleholder 

of take flight from the globe and Earth ,

when my pipe and bowl smoke and burn ,

you know I’m nice and have flown over the ozone in turn….

hands down , it’s irrefutable ,

I stand proud , a symbol of the unusual ,

a champion , my crown  , this spliff , I move it to ,

my two lips and bruise the view……..

KO

   Millennial dopes.   "Like, yeah, appeal the First Amendment"

These are the future leaders of Planet Earth folks!!!

Zombies may die of malnutrition since they subsist on brains