A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher,"I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "OK, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the direction.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying,"Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his shirt pocket he removes and proudly displays his badge to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?"
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull....
With every step the bull is gainin' ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll be gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs....
"Your badge...Show him your BADGE!!!"
good one 
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