You forgot about the Nissan commercials the past few years during March Madness.
Dumb-a$$ cars jumping on trains, shooting off ramps, etc. all to get hipster Millennials to work on time. All the while, annoying pantywaist music playing in the background. It played EVERY SINGLE commercial break on CBS.
EVERY SINGLE ONE.
The car's speedo is doing 35 MPH as it launches like a rocket into the air. 35.
Then the warning is INCORRECT. "Cars can't jump on trains." That's true, but it should have read, "Cars can't jump ONTO trains." Idiots can't even get the English correct.
And don't get me started with "Fantasy, do not attempt" Should be, "Fantasy. Do not attempt."
You forgot about the Nissan commercials the past few years during March Madness.
Dumb-a$$ cars jumping on trains, shooting off ramps, etc. all to get hipster Millennials to work on time. All the while, annoying pantywaist music playing in the background. It played EVERY SINGLE commercial break on CBS.
EVERY SINGLE ONE.
The car's speedo is doing 35 MPH as it launches like a rocket into the air. 35.
Then the warning is INCORRECT. "Cars can't jump on trains." That's true, but it should have read, "Cars can't jump ONTO trains." Idiots can't even get the English correct.
And don't get me started with "Fantasy, do not attempt" Should be, "Fantasy. Do not attempt."
LOL. Very stupid commercials but Honda makes a solid product. We've got a 2010 Accord 50K miles and it flies under the radar. Cops don't even give me a second glance. They are everywhere, like dogsh!t. Love the feeling of hiding in plain sight.
Just replaced the original battery and original tires with new $800 Michelins. My mechanic says change the oil regularly and it will run forever. Cheap on gas, taxes, insurance. Virtually maintenance free little sh!tbox.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
LOL. Very stupid commercials but Honda makes a solid product. We've got a 2010 Accord 50K miles and it flies under the radar. Cops don't even give me a second glance. They are everywhere, like dogsh!t. Love the feeling of hiding in plain sight.
Just replaced the original battery and original tires with new $800 Michelins. My mechanic says change the oil regularly and it will run forever. Cheap on gas, taxes, insurance. Virtually maintenance free little sh!tbox.
And in the same stupid millenials jagoff act of everyone now taking their "comfort dog" everywhere (in stores, in restaurants, on planes, etc.) How about the Chase bank commercial where the couple takes an effing pig into the bank!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NaFlfaXJW4Y
Yeah, just try this, see how quickly they kick you out.....
And in the same stupid millenials jagoff act of everyone now taking their "comfort dog" everywhere (in stores, in restaurants, on planes, etc.) How about the Chase bank commercial where the couple takes an effing pig into the bank!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NaFlfaXJW4Y
Yeah, just try this, see how quickly they kick you out.....
LOL. Very stupid commercials but Honda makes a solid product. We've got a 2010 Accord 50K miles and it flies under the radar. Cops don't even give me a second glance. They are everywhere, like dogsh!t. Love the feeling of hiding in plain sight.
Just replaced the original battery and original tires with new $800 Michelins. My mechanic says change the oil regularly and it will run forever. Cheap on gas, taxes, insurance. Virtually maintenance free little sh!tbox.
2013 Black Civic.
As long as you're not in the passing lane, you're absolutely right; the fuzz won't give you a second look. These rice burners will last a lifetime if you keep up with your basic car maintenance.
These Hondas are everywhere and it's the reason is the most stolen automobile in the USA.
Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
LOL. Very stupid commercials but Honda makes a solid product. We've got a 2010 Accord 50K miles and it flies under the radar. Cops don't even give me a second glance. They are everywhere, like dogsh!t. Love the feeling of hiding in plain sight.
Just replaced the original battery and original tires with new $800 Michelins. My mechanic says change the oil regularly and it will run forever. Cheap on gas, taxes, insurance. Virtually maintenance free little sh!tbox.
2013 Black Civic.
As long as you're not in the passing lane, you're absolutely right; the fuzz won't give you a second look. These rice burners will last a lifetime if you keep up with your basic car maintenance.
These Hondas are everywhere and it's the reason is the most stolen automobile in the USA.
As long as you're not in the passing lane, you're absolutely right; the fuzz won't give you a second look. These rice burners will last a lifetime if you keep up with your basic car maintenance.
These Hondas are everywhere and it's the reason is the most stolen automobile in the USA.
Told to me by two CT State Troopers...
You will 99.9% NEVER get pulled over if you follow four simple rules when on the highway.
1) Stay out of the passing lane whenever possible.
2) Do not Tail-Gate the vehicle you are following.
3) Do not weave from one lane to another to pass other vehicles.
4) Do not use Cell-Phone or Text while driving.
Local Cops are more of a problem. Ridiculously low speed limits, like 30mph - 35mph, and they KNOW these are ridiculously low speed limits. These small town "Barney Fife" Cops will routinely nail you at 10mph over the speed limit at 40mph - 45mph.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
Quote Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:
2013 Black Civic.
As long as you're not in the passing lane, you're absolutely right; the fuzz won't give you a second look. These rice burners will last a lifetime if you keep up with your basic car maintenance.
These Hondas are everywhere and it's the reason is the most stolen automobile in the USA.
Told to me by two CT State Troopers...
You will 99.9% NEVER get pulled over if you follow four simple rules when on the highway.
1) Stay out of the passing lane whenever possible.
2) Do not Tail-Gate the vehicle you are following.
3) Do not weave from one lane to another to pass other vehicles.
4) Do not use Cell-Phone or Text while driving.
Local Cops are more of a problem. Ridiculously low speed limits, like 30mph - 35mph, and they KNOW these are ridiculously low speed limits. These small town "Barney Fife" Cops will routinely nail you at 10mph over the speed limit at 40mph - 45mph.
You overpaid for the tires. I installed 4 kumho sense on my accord for $260 total. Rock solid tires. Michelin isn't better.
Agree with you on this one. I know I overpaid. Because I purchased through my local mechanic rather than feeding the big guys. Told him to just come as close as he could to matching the best price I found without hurting himself. You know me, I hate the corporate fukks and will do anything to help my local little man.
Disagree with you on this one. Michelin Premier A/S makes this Accord ride like a Rolls Royce. I pounded the speedometer to just over 100mph and the steering wheel was rock steady. Absolutely no sway or shimmy. 100mph felt exactly like 30mph. Kind of scary in a way.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
Quote Originally Posted by steve1203:
You overpaid for the tires. I installed 4 kumho sense on my accord for $260 total. Rock solid tires. Michelin isn't better.
Agree with you on this one. I know I overpaid. Because I purchased through my local mechanic rather than feeding the big guys. Told him to just come as close as he could to matching the best price I found without hurting himself. You know me, I hate the corporate fukks and will do anything to help my local little man.
Disagree with you on this one. Michelin Premier A/S makes this Accord ride like a Rolls Royce. I pounded the speedometer to just over 100mph and the steering wheel was rock steady. Absolutely no sway or shimmy. 100mph felt exactly like 30mph. Kind of scary in a way.
You will 99.9% NEVER get pulled over if you follow four simple rules when on the highway.
1) Stay out of the passing lane whenever possible.
2) Do not Tail-Gate the vehicle you are following.
3) Do not weave from one lane to another to pass other vehicles.
4) Do not use Cell-Phone or Text while driving.
Local Cops are more of a problem. Ridiculously low speed limits, like 30mph - 35mph, and they KNOW these are ridiculously low speed limits. These small town "Barney Fife" Cops will routinely nail you at 10mph over the speed limit at 40mph - 45mph.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7RCibEHe_o
And also remember Rule no. 5 ,
Down means off !
Bet 5 Play Over Parlays and get rich
Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
Told to me by two CT State Troopers...
You will 99.9% NEVER get pulled over if you follow four simple rules when on the highway.
1) Stay out of the passing lane whenever possible.
2) Do not Tail-Gate the vehicle you are following.
3) Do not weave from one lane to another to pass other vehicles.
4) Do not use Cell-Phone or Text while driving.
Local Cops are more of a problem. Ridiculously low speed limits, like 30mph - 35mph, and they KNOW these are ridiculously low speed limits. These small town "Barney Fife" Cops will routinely nail you at 10mph over the speed limit at 40mph - 45mph.
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