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    Sports almanac from the future

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    dustmiester
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    Posted: Dec. 30, 2021 - 1:22 PM ET #1

    Sports almanac from the futureHow many of you guys can relate to this from back to the future …BIFF my  Fucking my fucking hero .God could you imagine that I’d rather have a sports almanac from the future than winning the fucking lottery just think how much fun you would have taken down every fucking sports book in the nation lol hopefully you can get to Millions  before they ban you wouldnt that be the fucking best…Getting comped rooms women all over the fucking place dream come true lol just thought I’d throw that out there..Imagine going to 10 different sports book putting down 10 12 and 15 team parlay’s for $1000 each and hitting them all oh man would not be something lol Hey it’s nice to dream every now and again

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    Sports almanac from the futureHow many of you guys can relate to this from back to the future …BIFF my  Fucking my fucking hero .God could you imagine that I’d rather have a sports almanac from the future than winning the fucking lottery just think how much fun you would have taken down every fucking sports book in the nation lol hopefully you can get to Millions  before they ban you wouldnt that be the fucking best…Getting comped rooms women all over the fucking place dream come true lol just thought I’d throw that out there..Imagine going to 10 different sports book putting down 10 12 and 15 team parlay’s for $1000 each and hitting them all oh man would not be something lol Hey it’s nice to dream every now and again

     
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    Posted: Dec. 30, 2021 - 1:26 PM ET #2

    How about staying in the present instead of going back to the futrue

    What is the point of this thread?

    It would also be nice to win the 800 million dollar lotto

    So what

    How are people suppose to reply to this?

    Yes that would be cool

    End thread

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    How about staying in the present instead of going back to the futrue

    What is the point of this thread?

    It would also be nice to win the 800 million dollar lotto

    So what

    How are people suppose to reply to this?

    Yes that would be cool

    End thread

     
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    Posted: Jan. 1, 2022 - 8:16 AM ET #3

    There are twiight zone episodes like this.. one I remember, hoodlum dies and he goes to this luxury hotel suite.  He's got everything we wants, beautiful women, etc. But he is bored, so he wants to gamble.  Except he wins all this bets and gets bored. He thought he was in heaven at first but it turns out he was in hell.  

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    There are twiight zone episodes like this.. one I remember, hoodlum dies and he goes to this luxury hotel suite.  He's got everything we wants, beautiful women, etc. But he is bored, so he wants to gamble.  Except he wins all this bets and gets bored. He thought he was in heaven at first but it turns out he was in hell.  

     
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    Posted: Jan. 1, 2022 - 10:15 AM ET #4

    Yeah, I don't want everything to be easy - that would make life boring.  Golf wouldn't be fun if you made a hole in one every time.  Fishing wouldn't be fun if you caught a 10 pound bass on every cast.  Hunting wouldn't be fun if you shot a big buck every day.  And I don't think sports betting would be fun if you won every single bet.

    God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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    Yeah, I don't want everything to be easy - that would make life boring.  Golf wouldn't be fun if you made a hole in one every time.  Fishing wouldn't be fun if you caught a 10 pound bass on every cast.  Hunting wouldn't be fun if you shot a big buck every day.  And I don't think sports betting would be fun if you won every single bet.

     
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    Posted: Jan. 1, 2022 - 10:36 AM ET #5

    @thorpe

     Classic 

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    @thorpe

     Classic 

     
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    Posted: Jan. 2, 2022 - 10:29 AM ET #6

    @dustmiester

     It sounds like every sports book has received your generous contribution.

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    @dustmiester

     It sounds like every sports book has received your generous contribution.

     
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    Posted: Jan. 2, 2022 - 3:38 PM ET #7

    Quote Originally Posted by thorpe:

    There are twiight zone episodes like this.. one I remember, hoodlum dies and he goes to this luxury hotel suite.  He's got everything we wants, beautiful women, etc. But he is bored, so he wants to gamble.  Except he wins all this bets and gets bored. He thought he was in heaven at first but it turns out he was in hell.

    A great Twilight Zone episode peace_5 but did you know, at that time in media history, the word "hell" was considered a "bad/curse" word and it was NEVER mentioned in the episode? The location the protagonist went to was simply reffered to as "the other place.." surprised

    new_devil

    I learned that little "did you know" info by looking up the episode and randomly stumbled across it... an_drunksick

    How social times have changed.. peace_5

    "Schrödinger's bet." A bet that loses when you bet it but wins when you DON'T bet it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thorpe:

    There are twiight zone episodes like this.. one I remember, hoodlum dies and he goes to this luxury hotel suite.  He's got everything we wants, beautiful women, etc. But he is bored, so he wants to gamble.  Except he wins all this bets and gets bored. He thought he was in heaven at first but it turns out he was in hell.

    A great Twilight Zone episode peace_5 but did you know, at that time in media history, the word "hell" was considered a "bad/curse" word and it was NEVER mentioned in the episode? The location the protagonist went to was simply reffered to as "the other place.." surprised

    new_devil

    I learned that little "did you know" info by looking up the episode and randomly stumbled across it... an_drunksick

    How social times have changed.. peace_5

     
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    Posted: Jan. 2, 2022 - 3:58 PM ET #8

    @dustmiester

     Ive ran this "wish" scenario many times through my head and the thee best way to go about having a sports almanac from the future would to be:

    -bet the 10+ leg parlays while you're completely wasted. an_2drinks I mean ,wasted to the point where you're cut off from the casino bar, stumbling to the cage, ask the clerk what they like and going opposite if its the wrong pick.

    -you would also have to throw in some losing 10+ leg parlays. No problem with that peace_5 so you can confuse them. an_light

    There would be no way that you could bet 10+ leg winning parlays sober because they would cut you off real quick and be suspicious. an_light

    Now wasted? He/she is just a lucky drunk.. an_lightan_wink

    But, I would rather just win a powerball/mega millions jackpot between $50-100 mill and then collect anonomyously..

    Ultimately, you would only realistically be able to bet the winning 10+ leg parlays once every few years. Win too much and you'll attract unwanted attention.. an_light

    But, back to dreaming about this..new_sleep_drool

    "Schrödinger's bet." A bet that loses when you bet it but wins when you DON'T bet it...
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    @dustmiester

     Ive ran this "wish" scenario many times through my head and the thee best way to go about having a sports almanac from the future would to be:

    -bet the 10+ leg parlays while you're completely wasted. an_2drinks I mean ,wasted to the point where you're cut off from the casino bar, stumbling to the cage, ask the clerk what they like and going opposite if its the wrong pick.

    -you would also have to throw in some losing 10+ leg parlays. No problem with that peace_5 so you can confuse them. an_light

    There would be no way that you could bet 10+ leg winning parlays sober because they would cut you off real quick and be suspicious. an_light

    Now wasted? He/she is just a lucky drunk.. an_lightan_wink

    But, I would rather just win a powerball/mega millions jackpot between $50-100 mill and then collect anonomyously..

    Ultimately, you would only realistically be able to bet the winning 10+ leg parlays once every few years. Win too much and you'll attract unwanted attention.. an_light

    But, back to dreaming about this..new_sleep_drool

     
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    Posted: Jan. 2, 2022 - 11:31 PM ET #9

    If I had a Sports Almanac from the Future I don’t think it would be a problem

    to find some box hotter and sweeter than that beaver of Lea Thompson

    it’s make like a tree and “ leave “ not “ get outta here “ , Jesus , seems obvious

    Biff Tanner slathered in feces , the trilogy’s chief comedy is

    there something wrong with the Earth’s gravitational pull in the future ?

    Why is it heavy ?

    Old Man Peabody with the shotgun , Marty darting from the shed He’s

    already mutating to human form ! Shoot it !

    take that you mutating son of a bitcch ! Boomed to bits , enormous 

    the mailbox ,

    30 years later it’s Twin Pines Mall

    i shoulda figured with the stink this spliff was legit I’m High Ya’ll….

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    If I had a Sports Almanac from the Future I don’t think it would be a problem

    to find some box hotter and sweeter than that beaver of Lea Thompson

    it’s make like a tree and “ leave “ not “ get outta here “ , Jesus , seems obvious

    Biff Tanner slathered in feces , the trilogy’s chief comedy is

    there something wrong with the Earth’s gravitational pull in the future ?

    Why is it heavy ?

    Old Man Peabody with the shotgun , Marty darting from the shed He’s

    already mutating to human form ! Shoot it !

    take that you mutating son of a bitcch ! Boomed to bits , enormous 

    the mailbox ,

    30 years later it’s Twin Pines Mall

    i shoulda figured with the stink this spliff was legit I’m High Ya’ll….

     
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    Posted: Jan. 3, 2022 - 12:52 PM ET #10

    If I had that almanac I wouldn't place a single bet.

    Open up my own sportsbook and suck the money from everyone's pocket. 

    Good thing shit like that can't happen. an_light

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    If I had that almanac I wouldn't place a single bet.

    Open up my own sportsbook and suck the money from everyone's pocket. 

    Good thing shit like that can't happen. an_light

     
     
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    Posted: Jan. 3, 2022 - 6:37 PM ET #11

    Stephen King's book 11.22.63 has a portion about knowing outcomes of sporting events and betting them, interesting consequences from the bookie.
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    Stephen King's book 11.22.63 has a portion about knowing outcomes of sporting events and betting them, interesting consequences from the bookie.
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