Science states smoking a blunt with your lobster before cooking it.

Ok is if thats where science os taking us.

In a maine study.

The UCSD scientists mention Gill’s experiments in the intro of their pre-published paper on the study (which is currently awaiting peer review) and confirm that their research supports her results. After 30 minutes inside a sealed chamber gradually filled with THC vapor from an ecigarette, the lobsters showed significant behavioral changes; though they remained conscious and were active enough to turn around, change direction, and walk about 20 meters, they were mad chill while doing it. The scientists note that more research is needed, but overall, things look good for lobsters destined for your plate. If you’re squeamish about cooking lobsters at home, you might want to try sharing a blunt with them before boiling them.

The impetus for this groundbreaking study: a Maine restaurant that’s famous for hot boxing lobsters. Back in 2018, restaurateur Charlotte Gill of Charlotte’s Legendary Lobster Pound sent the internet into a tizzy when she told a local newspaper that she was experimenting with marijuana in hopes creating a more humane way to kill lobsters. Gill would use an air mattress pump to smoke up a sealed, lobster-filled chamber; as she explained to Modern Farmer this week, the results were undeniable

For  the sake of good of research and furthering science I'm down for this...

I have given this some thought.

In a blazed day dream...

I can't do it, if I shared a blunt with my supper it's just off, I probably end up with another pet.

Looking into Ralph's little beady blazed eyes

The blunts getting smaller the water starting to boil..... 

This sucks but lobster and butter is so tasty....

And I got the munches... 

Seems like it'd be more efficient to just give him a dab.

Maybe an edible I hate those.... 

Just sharing my drugs with something a plan to boil alive remove the meat from the shell and dipping it butter sauce is not going to work for me

every bite and be thinking of her poor little beady eyes....  

Lobster need someting to calm them down, vicious creatures. They try to kill anything that comes within reach. Smaller ones are the worst. 

I smoke weed all day harvesting lobsters, they aint getting any of mine. Fuk that.

Get the pot boiling then put the head into the boil, it calms them down pretty quickly.

What about Doritos? Do they feel anything before I dip them? 

What did that poor little corn plant do to you you big meany.....

 To me not a problem I with him big pot boil a cup of salt one at time throw rm In... fine fine Bayard family baroque in aug....

But I sitting there and sharing my stash with em.... 

@HockeyTeeth