RIDDLE FOR YOU INTELLECTUALS

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.    Try to come up with the
answer on your own.    The answer is at the end for those who are
unable to think this one through :     

At the exact same time, there are  two 35 year old men on opposite sides
of the earth .
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is
getting 'oral pleasure'  from an 85 year old  toothless woman. They are
both thinking the exact same thing. 

What are they both thinking?????
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
Don't look down.

Don't look down.

Don't look down.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

or, "how can i get out of this one?"

"I have got to be high to do this"