"If women don't find you handsome...

...they should at least find you handy."

If Women dont find you handsome then you have ..... Hockey Teeth

Women always  want a man who is a handyman that will make a long term commitment......

That is until that woman finds herself locked in an underground basement you dug special for her with "forever" engraved on the walls.

...or their power tool....

A few years back a neighbour called said her faucet was spraying water, could I have a look at. Screen was clogged up took about 2 mins to fix.

She says "boy your handy"

So I use the Red Green line, say, "if women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy"

She says "You're both!"

I got out pretty quick. Her husband was working out west, she is a heavy set woman.

My porn name is Jack Hammer

Mine is "Two Minutes for Interference"

(fetish porn)

forgot the video part.

When I was 17 I would play carpenter with a single Mom in the neighborhood.

First we would get hammered, then I get some wood & then nailed her.

Absolutely loved the red green show. Some of the best slap stick public t.v. show around.