My time on earth grows shorter

Do I go to hell, tormented for eternity after being tormented most my life, or to heaven, where I  want to slpa gods face and no on wants me there anyway because Im an ahole..I need more beer

Bud light is super cheap right now. It's shitty beer but you can't beat the value if you don't mind shitty light lagers. Personally, the only shitty domestic lagers I will drink are yellowjackets and not the lights but I did have a few Bud lights at my buddy's house last week.

Always drink responsibly. This is something I have personally worked on in recent years.