Mugshot reveals what happens when you try to car jack three football players

Angelo Martinez, 21, was arrested after police say he tried to carjack three football players in Albuquerque with a fake gun.

Martinez asked the men for a ride and they agreed, but when they arrived at the location Martinez directed them to, he pulled a gun and demanded they get out of the car. The men complied, but when Martinez fumbled with the gun, one of them jumped back into the car and hit him in the face.......many times ..

https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Mugshot-reveals-what-happens-when-you-try-and-car-11944384.php

Damn holmes!  

The perp looks like Harry Reid looked after he claimed to have an accident with an exercise machine  (multiple broken bones around his right eye, damage to the right eye, severe facial bruising, broken ribs, and a concussion.

....but more likely it was the mob that had him beat up...three months after the eye injury Dirty Harry announced he was retiring in 2016.

Yeah, that sounds sketchy.  I can't give the phucker the benefit of the doubt.  Too coincidental.  

I sorta looked liked that the night i punched a bouncer in the face, 1979ish, knob hill hotel in toronto. Only had one eye shut though.

Knob Hill Hotel ..Mmmmm didn't they have private karaoke rooms back then ?