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It's a brand new low for me this morning.  Didn't think it was possible but I believe I have indeed reached a new degenerate low.  Five team ML parlay on a Rugby match and what I think are four women's volleyball teams. 

No, really.  Avarca De Menorca is Spain but I have no Idea if this is a team or a solo 7 foot hairy Madridian.  That went off at 6:15am.

Taubate / Funvic, Monini Spoleto, Imoco Conegliano are these real teams or hairy Spanish solos???  I dunno.  I really don't!!!

A Rugby team, Montpellier Herauult, rounds out the ML parlay going off at 10:45 this morning.

$168 makes me $100.  Just in time for early NFL wagers.  Thank the Good Lord the clocks went back an hour this morning to give me an extra hour time to study.

I'm going down to the Whipping Post.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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That's hilarious.  You have me beat.  I wagered on Cricket, Nascar and NCAAW BB.  The former 2 I had no idea to see who was winning

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today i'm playing BEGALS/ GIANTS/DENVER all on the money line and parlaying them also two at a time and one triple. On any given Sunday!! Check the payouts!!!
 
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JOHNNY... I'd rather be playing Blackjack today!!!
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... with my favorite left-handed thirdbaseman!!!
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YES!!!

Avarca De Menorca 25/8, 25/13, 25/20.

One down, three Volleyball and one Rugby to go.

I'm liking these degenerate wagers.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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YES!!!

Monini Spoleto 25/16, 25/13, 25/15.

Two down, two Volleyball and one Rugby to go.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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YES!!!

Taubate / Funvic 25/19, 25/18, 25/22.

Three down, one Volleyball and one Rugby to go.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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YES!!!

Imoco Conegliano 25/20, 25/20, 25/22.

Four down, one Rugby to go.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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YES!!!

Montpellier Herault Rugby 28-24

WINNER WINNER LOBSTER DINNER!!!!

$168 five team parlay wins $100

My greatest degenerate gambling win All-Time!!!
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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I once bet a buddy $50 what the temperature on the bank we were going to drive by would be - I said 78, he said 80, it was 81.....

At the dog park, a lady was coming in with 4 little pugs. I bet $20 with a guy I see there sometimes as to which dog there would poop first - we each picked 2 dogs. I won that one, BTW.....
 
 
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Laid a huge drunken 2am -455 chalk on a tennis match somewhere in France this week. No idea who the guy was, then passed out. You know how it went.
 
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Now that's some funny sh!t!!!

Buddy I went to the dog track with would swear if the greyhound took a sh!t before the race he would win.  Dogs are a real degenerate bet.  Sometimes they would get bumped around the turn and roll right off the track.  Your 2-1 favorite rolling off into the bushes.  What an awful feeling in your stomach when that happens.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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 Your 2-1 favorite rolling off into the bushes.



That would be my dog.
 
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30 something years ago ...

Was hanging out in a bowling ally with a degenerate friend.
Friday afternoon, and we are both already well into our weekend inebriation.

My friend tells me that every Friday a bus of between 10-12 special needs kids are driven to bowling, and he can guess how many would be wearing protective helmets ... within two.

He guessed 5, actual number was 4, and I lost $20
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Now that's some funny sh!t!!!Buddy I went to the dog track with would swear if the greyhound took a sh!t before the race he would win.  Dogs are a real degenerate bet.  Sometimes they would get bumped around the turn and roll right off the track.  Your 2-1 favorite rolling off into the bushes.  What an awful feeling in your stomach when that happens.

Hilarious. This makes me want to go to a dog race just to see the dogs flying off the track. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

30 something years ago ...

Was hanging out in a bowling ally with a degenerate friend.
Friday afternoon, and we are both already well into our weekend inebriation.

My friend tells me that every Friday a bus of between 10-12 special needs kids are driven to bowling, and he can guess how many would be wearing protective helmets ... within two.

He guessed 5, actual number was 4, and I lost $20



trust me ,Hugh baby, he had it staked out a few times.


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Drove from tor to mtl betting on the dashboard temperature display up or down. Lots of fun. 

Last week sitting around watching hockey bet two guys five bucks i could throw a balled up pc of foil into a boot, the boot was across the room maybe 13 ft. Swish. 
 
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I noticed 5D has lines up for the Spelling Bee...that has to rank up there if anyone bets it.  I might have to throw 5 bucks on something...
 
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thorpe:  Now I feel much better about betting Little League World Series games every summer.



~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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2500 barca ml v some scub team to win 500 soccer at a funeral, checking the score, yup. all time low 
 
 
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Spelling bee

High school basketball

Betting on who is going to lose in credit card roulette

Beerpong

Betting pool for the date my friend was going to resume betting after a 6 month break, that was a fun one

Action points in fantasy football matchups

O/u on restaurant bill

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