Joke time

Farmers son returns home from his honeymoon and walks out to talk to his dad who is plowing the field on his tractor.

Farmer sees his son and says "hey son welcome home. So how did the honeymoon go?

Son says, Well pa, I guess it went ok except I have a feeling I married the dumbest girl in the county.

Farmer: Why do you say that son?

Son: Well when we got into bed on our honeymoon night she put  pillow under her A.S.S instead of under her head.