Man goes to his kids teacher and says Chris has a real gambling problem don't take any bet with him okay.
teacher: "sure"
later in the day Chis asks his teacher, " I bet you 200 bucks your panties are black."
Teacher goes no your dad said you have a gambling problem I am not going to bet with you chris
around noon he says I bet you 300 your panties are black.
Teacher goes no chris I am not going to take the bet.
about time school was about to get out Chris flashes 500 dollars in twenties and says I bet you 500 your panties are black she says fine I take that money.
Chris says show me sure enough her panties were red.
Father comes back to pick up chris and asks the teacher how did it go?
she states I believe I gave him a valueable lesson. He bet me 500 my panties were black so I showed him they were red and took his money.
Father states "damn he bet me 2000 he get you to show him your panties...."
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Man goes to his kids teacher and says Chris has a real gambling problem don't take any bet with him okay.
teacher: "sure"
later in the day Chis asks his teacher, " I bet you 200 bucks your panties are black."
Teacher goes no your dad said you have a gambling problem I am not going to bet with you chris
around noon he says I bet you 300 your panties are black.
Teacher goes no chris I am not going to take the bet.
about time school was about to get out Chris flashes 500 dollars in twenties and says I bet you 500 your panties are black she says fine I take that money.
Chris says show me sure enough her panties were red.
Father comes back to pick up chris and asks the teacher how did it go?
she states I believe I gave him a valueable lesson. He bet me 500 my panties were black so I showed him they were red and took his money.
Father states "damn he bet me 2000 he get you to show him your panties...."
One evening Billy Sullivan leaves the pub in an intoxicated state.
He stumbles into a church and enters the confessional.
On the other side, Father O'Leary sat quietly waiting for the confession to begin. After a few minutes of silence Father O'Leary gently taps on the partition.
Billy Sullivan responds ... "you can tap all night, there's no toilet paper on this side either"
bigreds daddy
One evening Billy Sullivan leaves the pub in an intoxicated state.
He stumbles into a church and enters the confessional.
On the other side, Father O'Leary sat quietly waiting for the confession to begin. After a few minutes of silence Father O'Leary gently taps on the partition.
Billy Sullivan responds ... "you can tap all night, there's no toilet paper on this side either"
An avid hunter who had been happily married for many years was starting to get questions from his wife. While she trusted him, she still had concerns when he would leave for a week at a time to go hunting, always wondering if he was possibly seeing another woman during that time.
She would give him a hard time before his trips, so one day he decided he would let her tag along so she could put her concerns to rest.
One Friday night the hunter told his wife that they were going duck hunting for the weekend, and that she should be ready to leave at 4:30am the next morning. The wife looked concerned at getting out of bed at 4:30 on a chilly morning, but she agreed.
The next morning the hunter was up early, and awoke his wife. She looked up at him from under the covers and said it was too early, she needed more sleep. The hunter told her that he was going to load the dogs into the truck and then come back and get her, and that she had 3 choices. 1) go hunting 2) blow him 3) let him bang her in the azz.
With that the hunter went down to load the dogs into the truck.
Upon his return to the bedroom his wife said she was not going hunting, so she would blow him instead. The hunter stood by the bed and took his penis out. His wife started to blow him and quickly removed it from her mouth and exclaimed "your d!ck tastes like sh!t"!!!
The hunter replied, "yea, one of the dogs didn't want to go hunting either"
bigreds daddy
An avid hunter who had been happily married for many years was starting to get questions from his wife. While she trusted him, she still had concerns when he would leave for a week at a time to go hunting, always wondering if he was possibly seeing another woman during that time.
She would give him a hard time before his trips, so one day he decided he would let her tag along so she could put her concerns to rest.
One Friday night the hunter told his wife that they were going duck hunting for the weekend, and that she should be ready to leave at 4:30am the next morning. The wife looked concerned at getting out of bed at 4:30 on a chilly morning, but she agreed.
The next morning the hunter was up early, and awoke his wife. She looked up at him from under the covers and said it was too early, she needed more sleep. The hunter told her that he was going to load the dogs into the truck and then come back and get her, and that she had 3 choices. 1) go hunting 2) blow him 3) let him bang her in the azz.
With that the hunter went down to load the dogs into the truck.
Upon his return to the bedroom his wife said she was not going hunting, so she would blow him instead. The hunter stood by the bed and took his penis out. His wife started to blow him and quickly removed it from her mouth and exclaimed "your d!ck tastes like sh!t"!!!
The hunter replied, "yea, one of the dogs didn't want to go hunting either"
An avid hunter who had been happily married for many years was starting to get questions from his wife. While she trusted him, she still had concerns when he would leave for a week at a time to go hunting, always wondering if he was possibly seeing another woman during that time.
She would give him a hard time before his trips, so one day he decided he would let her tag along so she could put her concerns to rest.
One Friday night the hunter told his wife that they were going duck hunting for the weekend, and that she should be ready to leave at 4:30am the next morning. The wife looked concerned at getting out of bed at 4:30 on a chilly morning, but she agreed.
The next morning the hunter was up early, and awoke his wife. She looked up at him from under the covers and said it was too early, she needed more sleep. The hunter told her that he was going to load the dogs into the truck and then come back and get her, and that she had 3 choices. 1) go hunting 2) blow him 3) let him bang her in the azz.
With that the hunter went down to load the dogs into the truck.
Upon his return to the bedroom his wife said she was not going hunting, so she would blow him instead. The hunter stood by the bed and took his penis out. His wife started to blow him and quickly removed it from her mouth and exclaimed "your d!ck tastes like sh!t"!!!
The hunter replied, "yea, one of the dogs didn't want to go hunting either"
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:
An avid hunter who had been happily married for many years was starting to get questions from his wife. While she trusted him, she still had concerns when he would leave for a week at a time to go hunting, always wondering if he was possibly seeing another woman during that time.
She would give him a hard time before his trips, so one day he decided he would let her tag along so she could put her concerns to rest.
One Friday night the hunter told his wife that they were going duck hunting for the weekend, and that she should be ready to leave at 4:30am the next morning. The wife looked concerned at getting out of bed at 4:30 on a chilly morning, but she agreed.
The next morning the hunter was up early, and awoke his wife. She looked up at him from under the covers and said it was too early, she needed more sleep. The hunter told her that he was going to load the dogs into the truck and then come back and get her, and that she had 3 choices. 1) go hunting 2) blow him 3) let him bang her in the azz.
With that the hunter went down to load the dogs into the truck.
Upon his return to the bedroom his wife said she was not going hunting, so she would blow him instead. The hunter stood by the bed and took his penis out. His wife started to blow him and quickly removed it from her mouth and exclaimed "your d!ck tastes like sh!t"!!!
The hunter replied, "yea, one of the dogs didn't want to go hunting either"
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