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I had 5 friends over last night- I have an 80 inch ultra 4k in the middle of my wall, and 4, 55 inch TV's lined up underneath. I had Orange Park Greyhound track on the big TV and 4 basketball games on the smaller ones- I printed up dog track programs for everyone and we played the dogs all night- Also, of course we all had money on the bball games. I got two keg-orators (Sawtooth Ale and Miller Light) and a big water pipe on the coffee table.  The grill was right outside on the deck and I had burgers and steaks for whomever wanted to cook em...

I sure know how to live
 
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Pics?
 
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I'm going to go ahead and equate all of this to micro-pen!s syndrome, including your name "Titan" and your avatar, a huge phallic symbol "taking off", and your "hatred" of the sexy Tom Brady......
 
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Yikes!

It's just an intercontinental ballistic missile- 

Quite frankly...You scare son
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Titan2:

I had 5 bookies I owe money to over last night- I have an 27 inch black & white Magnavox sitting on a few old milk crates, and 4 AM radios lined up underneath. I had a VHS of Brokeback Mountain on the big TV and 1 basketball game on the smaller ones that worked- I stole some dog track programs from work after cleaning up the dog poop and we played the dogs all night- Also, of course we all had money on the bball game. I got two sixers (Smirnoff Ice and Bartles & James) and a big double-headed dildo on the coffee table.  The upside down shopping cart I turned into a grill was right outside my trailer and I had 2 burgers and 1 hot dog I pulled from the trash for whomever wanted to cook em... 

I sure know how to live....   anyone know how to remove large amounts of semen from shag carpet?


 
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Well, that sounds like it was super fantastic and I bet that bro selfies tagged out the wazoo flooded Facebook walls....But technically what you described is not running a sportsbook.....BUT, since you took money from each attendee for the pot in the nightly post game winner take all circle jerk race. All sportsbooks need a sweet logo and a cool catch phrase that represents your place.....Yours would be designed to appeal to the VIP player that is all about status and bottle service....Yours would be a simple logo being a circle with a dollar sign inside. And the phrase would say "Come and get paid fellas"
Congrats man on what your doing. Fo realz!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Titan2:

I had 5 friends over last night- I have an 80 inch ultra 4k in the middle of my wall, and 4, 55 inch TV's lined up underneath. I had Orange Park Greyhound track on the big TV and 4 basketball games on the smaller ones- I printed up dog track programs for everyone and we played the dogs all night- Also, of course we all had money on the bball games. I got two keg-orators (Sawtooth Ale and Miller Light) and a big water pipe on the coffee table.  The grill was right outside on the deck and I had burgers and steaks for whomever wanted to cook em...

I sure know how to live


FART N SNIFF IS THAT YOU ?????



NO NEVER MIND HE WAS FUNNY , YOU ARE JUST PATHETIC 
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BROTHER BWS 77  




BEST OF HEALTH, HAPPINESS,WEALTH, BLESSINGS and LUCK TO ALL !!
 
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Does he post this s.h.i.t  for effect?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Titan2:

I had 5 friends over last night- I have an 80 inch ultra 4k in the middle of my wall, and 4, 55 inch TV's lined up underneath. I had Orange Park Greyhound track on the big TV and 4 basketball games on the smaller ones- I printed up dog track programs for everyone and we played the dogs all night- Also, of course we all had money on the bball games. I got two keg-orators (Sawtooth Ale and Miller Light) and a big water pipe on the coffee table.  The grill was right outside on the deck and I had burgers and steaks for whomever wanted to cook em...

I sure know how to live

I believe everything except the part where you say you have 5 friends.
 
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lol at chaloots. That was kind of funny.
 
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F#ck it, i'd come hang out. Where ya at, Titan?
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Quote Originally Posted by chaloots:


I believe everything except the part where you say you have 5 friends.

 
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I'm dead they banned this SAF cuntt 
 
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Glad
 
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It's just a matter of time before he re-appears.  

But you're right; what a waste of life.  
 
 
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