set up the senario you have your trusty phone in your top shirt pocket squat and do your buisness complete the project with the neccassary paper work stand turn look down at the endevor as you reach for the handle..
and it happens your phone commits to splash down.... hmmm lolol
set up the senario you have your trusty phone in your top shirt pocket squat and do your buisness complete the project with the neccassary paper work stand turn look down at the endevor as you reach for the handle..
and it happens your phone commits to splash down.... hmmm lolol
Was at a Jai Alai Fronton many years ago and had tapped out my $300 bankroll. Went to the urinal to relieve myself before the long car ride home. Guy comes in next to me and throws a fist full of tens, fives, and ones into his urinal and pisses on them before he leaves screaming and cussing. I yanked them bills out of there, took them to the sink and washed and dried them. Nailed a longshot trifecta and headed home with a $200 profit. From pizz to paradise.
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Was at a Jai Alai Fronton many years ago and had tapped out my $300 bankroll. Went to the urinal to relieve myself before the long car ride home. Guy comes in next to me and throws a fist full of tens, fives, and ones into his urinal and pisses on them before he leaves screaming and cussing. I yanked them bills out of there, took them to the sink and washed and dried them. Nailed a longshot trifecta and headed home with a $200 profit. From pizz to paradise.
Was at a Jai Alai Fronton many years ago and had tapped out my $300 bankroll. Went to the urinal to relieve myself before the long car ride home. Guy comes in next to me and throws a fist full of tens, fives, and ones into his urinal and pisses on them before he leaves screaming and cussing. I yanked them bills out of there, took them to the sink and washed and dried them. Nailed a longshot trifecta and headed home with a $200 profit. From pizz to paradise.
Awesome story.
I'm a dirtball. I would have done the same thing.
Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
Was at a Jai Alai Fronton many years ago and had tapped out my $300 bankroll. Went to the urinal to relieve myself before the long car ride home. Guy comes in next to me and throws a fist full of tens, fives, and ones into his urinal and pisses on them before he leaves screaming and cussing. I yanked them bills out of there, took them to the sink and washed and dried them. Nailed a longshot trifecta and headed home with a $200 profit. From pizz to paradise.
............and if somebody calls you on that phone, and you don't want to talk to them, just tell them "I've got a sh*tty connection" and hang up......
............and if somebody calls you on that phone, and you don't want to talk to them, just tell them "I've got a sh*tty connection" and hang up......
[Quote: Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose] hahaha. Carlin was always my favorite. Some many great ones have past. Dangerfield, Kinison, Pinette for example. [/Quote
And now Rickles has entered the comedy castle in the sky....He was one guy who could really crack me up....Saw him in Vegas maybe 5-6 times back in the late 60's and early 70's....Every time he delivered for big laughs...
[Quote: Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose] hahaha. Carlin was always my favorite. Some many great ones have past. Dangerfield, Kinison, Pinette for example. [/Quote
And now Rickles has entered the comedy castle in the sky....He was one guy who could really crack me up....Saw him in Vegas maybe 5-6 times back in the late 60's and early 70's....Every time he delivered for big laughs...
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