I just signed up with PLENTYOFFISH!

Ya I know what you mean about teeth. I was just beating my wang like it owes me money to some raunchy porno... And this chick had some real nasty teeth!!! Totally killed my boner!!! I wuz like damnnn girl!!!

Ha, um just kidding, umh ya I never do that, umh ya ummmm.......

unique. haha

WOW, AGREED!!!

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This kind of information is great to certain extent.  Ladies have dual personalities.  Some days are good for them, some aren't.  Most only care about what your profession is, or how much you make.  Others just want some deep-throat now and then.

Then again, I could be wrong.  But the majority of women on POF are wrong, in general.

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By the way, even with 500 unread messages does not mean she's popular. Maybe, she seems popular to you.   

Marry her and I'll wish you the best for 2 years.

So true.  The worst are the average ones who think they are fucking supermodels. Took some trashy blonde with big tits, a decent face and tan, and a few extra lbs. out for drinks last week. The type you'd try to take home about an hour before last call if nothing else is going your way. Had a major bar tab and then met up with other mutual accuaintances at another bar. I started to get the cold shoulder,(even after we were having a pretty good time it seemed) so told her I wasn't gonna risk driving her home and then try to drive all the way back across town at 3am hammered drunk. (basically telling her if I was gonna drive her home I was crashing there) Then I just walked away and started chatting up other big girls with pretty faces. She then came over and said she was ready to leave, and that I should stay there. Got to her place and got she hands me a pillow and blanket to take to the couch. I decided to do that instead of drive. So she then relays the message to all our mutual aqquaintances (co-workers)that I'm a "wierdo". I guess because I didn't kiss her ass like I should've of bowed down to her. Just got out of a 4 yr relationship and thank God I didn't go thru with marrying her. Guess maybe i will check this plentyoffish thing out with all these big girls. They appreciate the attention and give extra effort. Plus if it turns into anything, you can always talk her into getting into shape and going to the gym.

This is their "chemistry" match they base it on??

My answers in (   )

 

Marital Status??  (Polygamist)

 

Profession ??  (Degen)

Education ??

Do you want children??

Do you do drugs?????????(Like I'm gonna answer this, oh ya, but i got it under control)

Do you have children???

Do you have a car?????

Really?????

 

"I hope you got a big trunk, cuz I'm gonna put my bike in it."

 

If you take a broad out on a date, do you pay for them? 

I find it hard to not pay for them, even if they are butt ugly.

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Perhaps, it's only in America that this is happening. 

The notion that women is above all else is just insane.  Every man is looking to his left or right at the workplace, preventing of a potential harassment lawsuit from a female in the case of accidental slurs that causes in no harm to his counterpart.  Yet, at the same time, females are allowed to show cleavage, expose themselves on all kind of levels, and get away with it.  While the men are advised not to look or it could cost them their job.  When was the last time a man actually report a harassment lawsuit?  Even if there is such occasion, he would not want to because he is, after all, a man.

Women wants to be pampered, live in luxury, be the wanted item above all else.  In these days and age, most don't even cook or know how to take care of the kids!  They spend more time at the mall or with their female friends (gossiping nonchalant) than they do at home.  Then, they go on stabbing their friends in the back as if they're enemies.  After the sun rise, they're back at being so-call friends again.

Is box really worth it?  Really?  It's only good before the hour is done.

Bump and Run until you find the ONE !

I better start acting on my own advice

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Didn't bang her; eventhough, that thought kept on lingering in my head throughout the night.

So I managed to click on "Who Loves Me"  None of the gals had favorite me, yet. 

Then, I clicked on "Contact History".  I made contact with 8 pages of women while only 2 managed to initiate contact with me.

Something is utterly wrong here.  I'm beginning to look like a stoop. 

Thinking about joining Adult Finder as well.  Fuck with these bitches on POF, who thinks their pussies are too good for some of us.. 

I need some naughty females.

update ?

Dude...just go to the many watering holes around town...get drunk, bring ANY girl home (does it really matter, since you're not looking for love) and in the morning, round 9 o'clock when you're getting YOURSELF a drink of water......tell her she has to leave asap cuz your ex wife is about to drop off the kids

She won't say a word (she'll be too stunned at why you didn't tell her last night, and too embaressed to admitt she just got screwed). She'll grab her shit and leave so quickly you'll think you slept with Secretariat