All Forums | General Discussion

I just signed up with PLENTYOFFISH!

...
Participants:
Search model icon
Views: 30239
Posts: 187
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Feb, 2006
Posts: 1131
Posted: #76

Quote Originally Posted by JEFFMARKETCAP:

I get a kick out of when a girl puts body type average and she weighs more then me

 

I think it is funnier when they put body type = Athletic and they are bigger than me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2002
Posts: 3515
Posted: #77
If u cant get somebody from plenty of fish u have to be but ass ugly or no game at all. Ive had two buddies that joined that site and they got laid every night of the week. U have to be absolutely pathetic if u cant get laid from that site. All those girls are desperate and they are not fat and ugly. U fools are just losers who cant get laid from that site. Simply pathetic hahahhahahahhaha.
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 6697
Posted: #78
Quote Originally Posted by LT56MVP:

If u cant get somebody from plenty of fish u have to be but ass ugly or no game at all. Ive had two buddies that joined that site and they got laid every night of the week. U have to be absolutely pathetic if u cant get laid from that site. All those girls are desperate and they are not fat and ugly. U fools are just losers who cant get laid from that site. Simply pathetic hahahhahahahhaha.


Ya I'm sure your buddies were just plucking 8-10's left and right.
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2002
Posts: 3515
Posted: #79
dude think what ya want. If they were ugly i would tell ya. All those girls just wanna get laid. If u cant accomplish that then u have problems. Every night my buddy is fucking one of those girls. And no they are not fat and ugly.
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Feb, 2006
Posts: 1131
Posted: #80

Quote Originally Posted by LT56MVP:

dude think what ya want. If they were ugly i would tell ya. All those girls just wanna get laid. If u cant accomplish that then u have problems. Every night my buddy is fucking one of those girls. And no they are not fat and ugly.

You are right not all of the girls are fat and ugly. I have got messages from a few girls that are not fat and ugly but there are plenty on there that are.

What I would like to know though is how big of a loser you have to be to come on a website and brag about your buddy getting laid? You living through your buddy because you can't get any?

 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2006
Posts: 66757
Posted: #81

Quote Originally Posted by LT56MVP:

dude think what ya want. If they were ugly i would tell ya. All those girls just wanna get laid. If u cant accomplish that then u have problems. Every night my buddy is fucking one of those girls. And no they are not fat and ugly.

..........................................................

If he's fucking girls on POF, then what exactly are you doing? 

Ha!

 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2006
Posts: 66757
Posted: #82

Sliksticks,

I need more humorous pick-up lines.  My lines are getting dry.

 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2006
Posts: 66757
Posted: #83

Here's another woman-man for ya!

 

 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Aug, 2008
Posts: 23787
Posted: #84
Quote Originally Posted by KktdocT:

Sliksticks,

I need more humorous pick-up lines.  My lines are getting dry.


 
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

girl no how much

enough to break the ice .. Hi i'm Shamus O'Tool
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 6697
Posted: #85
Well things have really slowed down over here so I'm doing some research.

I sent the following message to a few girls, this could come off as desperate, but that is the beauty of the internet, who cares. Will report results:

Hey serious question here. People are viewing my profile and not responding even if I message them. I'm just curious as to why. Is it lack of pics or profile info, or both? Should I upload pics of my abs and car, or abs in front of my car, what are the guys doing? Maybe a picture of me pouring champagne over myself on top of a pile of money? What do the women want, Mel Gibson is not available for comment? I'm knew to this so advice is appreciated.  Thanks
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2006
Posts: 66757
Posted: #86

Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

Well things have really slowed down over here so I'm doing some research.

I sent the following message to a few girls, this could come off as desperate, but that is the beauty of the internet, who cares. Will report results:

Hey serious question here. People are viewing my profile and not responding even if I message them. I'm just curious as to why. Is it lack of pics or profile info, or both? Should I upload pics of my abs and car, or abs in front of my car, what are the guys doing? Maybe a picture of me pouring champagne over myself on top of a pile of money? What do the women want, Mel Gibson is not available for comment? I'm knew to this so advice is appreciated.  Thanks

...............................

I used yours:

"Hey, not sure what sending a "gift" entails, but if I do so would it help me get into your pants?"

to this gal

And, her response was : you're f!cking stupid. 

Hahaha!

Then I wrote back:

Is this a bad time to request nude pictures?  Why so serious? 

LOL.

 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 6697
Posted: #87
Quote Originally Posted by KktdocT:

...............................

I used yours:

"Hey, not sure what sending a "gift" entails, but if I do so would it help me get into your pants?"

to this gal

And, her response was : you're f!cking stupid. 

Hahaha!

Then I wrote back:

Is this a bad time to request nude pictures?  Why so serious? 

LOL.





What is with these uptight broads? Do they really think a guy would say that sincerely? At this point, I'm gonna make that my trademark line and the first woman that realizes it is a joke I'm going to marry.
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2006
Posts: 66757
Posted: #88

Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:





What is with these uptight broads? Do they really think a guy would say that sincerely? At this point, I'm gonna make that my trademark line and the first woman that realizes it is a joke I'm going to marry.

....................

POF is a joke!  Marriage is near the same line.  Ha!

I swear, all of them wrote on their profile that they want a funny, who has a sense of humor, type of guy.  But when they receive a joke they don't know how to handle it.  Some tight pussies these gals are.

 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 6697
Posted: #89
Quote Originally Posted by KktdocT:

....................

POF is a joke!  Marriage is near the same line.  Ha!

I swear, all of them wrote on their profile that they want a funny, who has a sense of humor, type of guy.  But when they receive a joke they don't know how to handle it.  Some tight pussies these gals are.



Ya, I'm quickly coming to the conclusion that the somewhat desirable women on these sites are in it for the attention. All women need are food, water, and compliments. They've found a way to subsidize their compliment/attention needs all from home at their own PC. Facebook can't do that even.


 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Dec, 2008
Posts: 583
Posted: #90
Quote Originally Posted by LT56MVP:

If u cant get somebody from plenty of fish u have to be but ass ugly or no game at all. Ive had two buddies that joined that site and they got laid every night of the week. U have to be absolutely pathetic if u cant get laid from that site. All those girls are desperate and they are not fat and ugly. U fools are just losers who cant get laid from that site. Simply pathetic hahahhahahahhaha.
Whats really pathetic is your using  the my buddies friends brothers uncle got laid everynight from that site. Just shut the fuck up if you didnt do it yourself. Nobody wants to hear about how your gayass friends buttfucked each other in the bathroom stall and told you it was a chick from a dating site.
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2006
Posts: 66757
Posted: #91

UPDATE:

I just got called "a jackass" and been told to find myself an intimate encounter site, using slikstick's model pick-up line

Most of the time, they don't even write back.  But when they do, they can be agressive!  "MEOW"!

 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Feb, 2006
Posts: 1131
Posted: #92
Quote Originally Posted by KktdocT:

Here's another woman-man for ya!

 

 

You need to hit that up. Ask her  if she wants to get all oiled up and participate in a steel cage match with you lol.

 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2002
Posts: 56254
Posted: #93
Quote Originally Posted by KktdocT:

...............................

I used yours:

"Hey, not sure what sending a "gift" entails, but if I do so would it help me get into your pants?"

to this gal

And, her response was : you're f!cking stupid. 

Hahaha!

Then I wrote back:

Is this a bad time to request nude pictures?  Why so serious? 

LOL.

 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2002
Posts: 56254
Posted: #94
Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:



Ya, I'm quickly coming to the conclusion that the somewhat desirable women on these sites are in it for the attention. All women need are food, water, and compliments. They've found a way to subsidize their compliment/attention needs all from home at their own PC. Facebook can't do that even.


Exactly.  They just want attention.  The hot chicks love the fact that they get 30 emails a day. 
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 6697
Posted: #95
Girl:
Lol. Ab pics are nice. I don't know what they want. I don't respond to ones that say wanna chat. Only because its an odd way to start a conversation

Alright, just got back from having some professional photos taken of my abs, they should be up soon after some minor Photoshop alterations.

Chatting...
I don't think I have ever online chatted in my life, but apparently it is creepy. What if I say: "Do you want to shoot the dirt sometime?" Does that sound better? Have you ever shot the dirt before?

Trying some backdoor techniques here like a computer hacker. I'm taking Proto's "shooting the dirt" and turn it into gold.
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 6697
Posted: #96
Quote Originally Posted by KktdocT:

Sliksticks,

I need more humorous pick-up lines.  My lines are getting dry.



If a girl has a small toy dog in the pics then:

You sound great. Only thing is that dog, I'm not really comfortable with aggressive breeds like that, they can be quite dangerous.

This definitely a more subtle ice breaker, we'll see how it works.
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 6697
Posted: #97
Wow ... lol
We can chat!
What does shoot the dirt mean?

Well, now that is a great question. It kind of like what two people would talk about at a bar if they were both from the old neighborhood, but only went to kindergarden together. It's not all gushy and emotional, but, at the same time, not overly political/confrontational.

Reverse backdoor techniques beginning to show some results.
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2006
Posts: 66757
Posted: #98

So I messaged this gal; eventhough, she doesn't have a pix.

I asked:  Does Jesus lives forever?

She replied: Yes.  It says so in the Bible.

I said: What about Buddah.

She demanded:  He's dead.

 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2006
Posts: 66757
Posted: #99
Encountered a milf over the weekend.  Bangable, but not suitable.  Advice?
 
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2005
Posts: 5310
Posted: #100
https://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=25351730

This girl is sexy as hell! I normally hate tats on a girl but she wears them well. I love the rib cage tat. I don't know why.
All Forums | General Discussion
About Us
Contact Us
Careers
Our Team
Brand
Testimonials
Betting Guides
Sportsbook Reviews
Betting News
Podcasts
Responsible Gambling
Betting Sites
US Betting Sites
Canada Betting Sites
Canada Casinos
Best Betting Apps
Contests
Streak Survivor
King of Covers
Ultimate Race
Office Pools
The Covers community has
810,221
lifetime members worldwide
Covers 30 Years Logo Established in 1995,
Covers is the world
leader in sports
betting information.
21+
Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER
Help Privacy Terms of Service Cookies Sitemap Forum
Covers is verified safe by:
Evalon Logo Logo GPWA Logo GDPR logo Logo GeoTrust logo Logo PCI DSS logo Logo
Copyright © 1995 - 2026 CS Media Ltd. All Rights Reserved.
If you choose to make use of any information on this website including online sports betting services from any websites that may be featured on this website, we strongly recommend that you carefully check your local laws before doing so.It is your sole responsibility to understand your local laws and observe them strictly.Covers does not provide any advice or guidance as to the legality of online sports betting or other online gambling activities within your jurisdiction and you are responsible for complying with laws that are applicable to you in your relevant locality.Covers disclaims all liability associated with your use of this website and use of any information contained on it.As a condition of using this website, you agree to hold the owner of this website harmless from any claims arising from your use of any services on any third party website that may be featured by Covers.