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great POF story

Ok so Ive gotten serious with this site trying to find a real girl. Ive fucked about 8 girls in the last year off it. One of them was if you followed my last thread a girl i really liked.

Anywho im at a party in bridgewater ma sat night, i go on the comp wasted at 1am to see a message from random girl, i just message back callllll me with my #. 2 mins later she calls we chat for 30 i say you should come over. She goes i live 53 mins away i go so what if you dont wanna come over then dont talk to me anymore and i hang up (i never act like a dick).

She texts me back and goes ok im coming, i kinda liked how you got mad and hung up. She shows up i never even looked at her pics and she was a babe, we go straight into my bed and talk for about an hr we make out. I keep trying to touch her she wont, i say listen if theres feelings her who cares i love sex i need it in a relationship. She goes I love sex to, eventually 2 hrs later she just lets me finger her and starts sucking my dick.

I try to fuck her and she wouldnt. 10 mins after begging she goes get a condom i go whats that she goes true fuck this and stops everything and says ok i gotta leave   (its about 730 am). She goes home im like please dont be mad she goes i wont ill call u later

5 hrs later i call to hear calls to this number have been blocked, she de-friended me on fb and pof, and txtd me going legit you pushed it way to far i was scared dont ever talk to me again

haha

great POF story

Ok so Ive gotten serious with this site trying to find a real girl. Ive fucked about 8 girls in the last year off it. One of them was if you followed my last thread a girl i really liked.

Anywho im at a party in bridgewater ma sat night, i go on the comp wasted at 1am to see a message from random girl, i just message back callllll me with my #. 2 mins later she calls we chat for 30 i say you should come over. She goes i live 53 mins away i go so what if you dont wanna come over then dont talk to me anymore and i hang up (i never act like a dick).

She texts me back and goes ok im coming, i kinda liked how you got mad and hung up. She shows up i never even looked at her pics and she was a babe, we go straight into my bed and talk for about an hr we make out. I keep trying to touch her she wont, i say listen if theres feelings her who cares i love sex i need it in a relationship. She goes I love sex to, eventually 2 hrs later she just lets me finger her and starts sucking my dick.

I try to fuck her and she wouldnt. 10 mins after begging she goes get a condom i go whats that she goes true fuck this and stops everything and says ok i gotta leave   (its about 730 am). She goes home im like please dont be mad she goes i wont ill call u later

5 hrs later i call to hear calls to this number have been blocked, she de-friended me on fb and pof, and txtd me going legit you pushed it way to far i was scared dont ever talk to me again

haha

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This kind of information is great to certain extent.  Ladies have dual personalities.  Some days are good for them, some aren't.  Most only care about what your profession is, or how much you make.  Others just want some deep-throat now and then.

Then again, I could be wrong.  But the majority of women on POF are wrong, in general.

great POF story

Ok so Ive gotten serious with this site trying to find a real girl. Ive fucked about 8 girls in the last year off it. One of them was if you followed my last thread a girl i really liked.

Anywho im at a party in bridgewater ma sat night, i go on the comp wasted at 1am to see a message from random girl, i just message back callllll me with my #. 2 mins later she calls we chat for 30 i say you should come over. She goes i live 53 mins away i go so what if you dont wanna come over then dont talk to me anymore and i hang up (i never act like a dick).

She texts me back and goes ok im coming, i kinda liked how you got mad and hung up. She shows up i never even looked at her pics and she was a babe, we go straight into my bed and talk for about an hr we make out. I keep trying to touch her she wont, i say listen if theres feelings her who cares i love sex i need it in a relationship. She goes I love sex to, eventually 2 hrs later she just lets me finger her and starts sucking my dick.

I try to fuck her and she wouldnt. 10 mins after begging she goes get a condom i go whats that she goes true fuck this and stops everything and says ok i gotta leave   (its about 730 am). She goes home im like please dont be mad she goes i wont ill call u later

5 hrs later i call to hear calls to this number have been blocked, she de-friended me on fb and pof, and txtd me going legit you pushed it way to far i was scared dont ever talk to me again

haha

great POF story

Ok so Ive gotten serious with this site trying to find a real girl. Ive fucked about 8 girls in the last year off it. One of them was if you followed my last thread a girl i really liked.

Anywho im at a party in bridgewater ma sat night, i go on the comp wasted at 1am to see a message from random girl, i just message back callllll me with my #. 2 mins later she calls we chat for 30 i say you should come over. She goes i live 53 mins away i go so what if you dont wanna come over then dont talk to me anymore and i hang up (i never act like a dick).

She texts me back and goes ok im coming, i kinda liked how you got mad and hung up. She shows up i never even looked at her pics and she was a babe, we go straight into my bed and talk for about an hr we make out. I keep trying to touch her she wont, i say listen if theres feelings her who cares i love sex i need it in a relationship. She goes I love sex to, eventually 2 hrs later she just lets me finger her and starts sucking my dick.

I try to fuck her and she wouldnt. 10 mins after begging she goes get a condom i go whats that she goes true fuck this and stops everything and says ok i gotta leave   (its about 730 am). She goes home im like please dont be mad she goes i wont ill call u later

5 hrs later i call to hear calls to this number have been blocked, she de-friended me on fb and pof, and txtd me going legit you pushed it way to far i was scared dont ever talk to me again

haha

Sliksticks,

I need more humorous pick-up lines.  My lines are getting dry.