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Does anyone takone their laptop into the toilet?

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I'm chucking a shit as I am writing this.
 
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Posted: #2
Do it all the time
 
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of course, that's the point of having one
 
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dropped a phone and a camera in the shitter......
 
camera worked fine even after dipping into the chocolate iceberg.  however, the cordless worked disparagingly... and had a smell to it.  still use it, though.   doesn't work as good though?
 
can you say Toxic Shit Syndrome?
 
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why bring a camera into the shitter?
 
was my ex-girlfriend's and had it with me... I was standing up to wipe and .... (SLOW MO HERE)... 'ohhhh nooooo.... arms flailing down slowly.....  camera splashes down into shitbowl like a World War II movie and a bomb exploding into the water'
 
and she never knew it happened!
 
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Posted: #6
i do it everytime
 
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constantly, its where I think best so why not have it in case I need it.
 
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Every once in a while.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gynecologist747:

why bring a camera into the shitter?
 
was my ex-girlfriend's and had it with me... I was standing up to wipe and .... (SLOW MO HERE)... 'ohhhh nooooo.... arms flailing down slowly.....  camera splashes down into shitbowl like a World War II movie and a bomb exploding into the water'
 
and she never knew it happened!
are you 8 years old,nobody taught you how to sit and wipe yet?
 
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sit and wipe?    you a girl?
 
I never sit and wipe.
 
 
1.  Stand to piss
2.  Sit to shit
3.  Stand to wipe (slight knee bend)
 
1-2-3, baby!!! 
 
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If Im playing poker and dont wanna sit out or following a game and don't wanna miss what happens Otherwise it can wait till afterwards
 
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Quote Originally Posted by samuelsosa:

If Im playing poker and dont wanna sit out or following a game and don't wanna miss what happens Otherwise it can wait till afterwards

 
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I'll probably play a few hands in the Covers freeroll tonight while I'm blowin' mud.
 
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i have, and then i realize my shits dont take long and i dont need it
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gynecologist747:

sit and wipe?    you a girl?
 
I never sit and wipe.
 
 
1.  Stand to piss
2.  Sit to shit
3.  Stand to wipe (slight knee bend)
 
1-2-3, baby!!! 

You stand to wipe?

 
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there should be a poll.
 
you look like a compromised peacock if you squat to wipe.... why do it?
 
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Damn, how long does it take you guys to crap? If it is taking longer then a couple minutes, you probably weren't ready to go in the first place.
 
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Everytime I drop a batch or a deuce!
 
 
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Depends. Does your computer need to take a dump?
 
Hope it's not streaming
 
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I have a tv in my bathroom and a phone, no cp yet though.
 
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You're all freaks.
 
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fuck iam in there for 1 min exactly.  Hemmeroids are in all your futures.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by pezeveng:

fuck iam in there for 1 min exactly.  Hemmeroids are in all your futures.

was beginning to thing i was the only one.....

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by pezeveng:

fuck iam in there for 1 min exactly.  Hemmeroids are in all your futures.

Hell, that's where I read the Sunday paper.  Take my coffee with me and everything.  Shitting is not just an action, it is a religious experience.  Especially on the weekends.

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