Beach Stretch

MEN OF HONOR!

Check this bitch out . Perfect in almost every way . Unbelievable body . Gorgeous and cute , which is a hard combination to pull off ….just about everything you would want in a female….

but that comes with a price . Sure , she could be in the 5 percent that is sweet , kind , and caring , and doesn’t have an inflated opinion of herself due to the boatloads of attention that she receives from the male population every god damn pretty day of her life , but I’m willing to bet against that…..

and just to let her know where she stood with me , besides just a few inches from my boner , I would have to work her one and only weakness into our conversation in some form , way , shape , or manner , and do it discretely, so as not to make it seem I was being mean or rude and not leaving her “ the out “ of looking at me or talking about me like I was some kind of jerk , so I would ….

definitely bring up those giant creases in her forehead when she starts talking about something but doesn’t know how to word it properly……

no doubt . I would hammer that fact like I would her body , especially when we first see her from the back when stretching her legs and almost doing a split in that video ….

nice split too . reminds me of a dessert , the only thing missing is my banana , but if somehow my workmanlike sperm made its way to her ovary and impregnated her , well , I wouldn’t split , nope , I’d be in it for the long haul , and raise that kid , and probably marry the bitch too ….

but make no mistake , I ain’t lettin’ her off the hook , and letting her think she’s perfect , that would be doing her a disservice , uh uh , she needs to strive to do her best , just like all the ugly people in the world , and if she believes that she is untouchable she will never truly realize her potential or achieve a match on the inside to the beauty that is so tantalizingly evident on the outside …..

so bitch you got the Nazca lines up on yo Fo-head ! and if you get into a stressful situation and a few pimples pop up in the wrong spots there you might look like you got the American Flag up over your eyes baby …..

yeah , if I was you , you little vagina carrying Ms. beautifully perfect anatomically correct immaculate creature female specimen created on God’s best day when he did his last and final mic drop …

I would for sure be a little more certain of what the hell you were talking about , or be a little more cognizant and pin point when describing whatever was coming out of your succulent mouth …..

because I wasn’t listening anyway , I mean how could I ? when you are just oozing straight sex appeal …..

because trust me , you don’t want those fucking farm tractor lines planting the seeds to further imperfections across the field of your amazing appearance……

good God Holy Moses and every magical thing you ever imagined as a naive and gullible kid !

This girl needs to branch out and get the stick hanging off the large and formidable tree which is me that is so firmly rooted into the earth’s crust as space and time look down upon me and nod their approval !

Christ Almighty ! this is the kind of girl that makes you check your underwear twice to make sure that there’s no pee or brown spots before going out just in case you get in the zone and bring her back to your house….

but even after doggy and post coital bliss I’m saying something about those creases , i have to , I don’t give a fuck , cuz nobody’s perfect …….not even this bitch …..