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darkhorse12

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Posted: May. 29, 2017 - 7:28 PM ET #1

https://www.borderherald.com/tainted-buffet-jacksonville-strip-club-blamed-severe-diarrhea-incident-stage/

Hugh_Jorgan

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Posted: May. 29, 2017 - 8:02 PM ET #2

I just assumed you, being a big fan of the MSM, would recognize fake news when you see it

bigreds daddy

BWS77

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Posted: May. 29, 2017 - 8:16 PM ET #3

This thread is useless without pictures

darkhorse12

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Posted: May. 29, 2017 - 8:26 PM ET #4

Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

I just assumed you, being a big fan of the MSM, would recognize fake news when you see it

But trump never said Border herald was fake news.Makes it legit doesn't it?

BWS77

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Posted: May. 29, 2017 - 8:42 PM ET #5

I can only imagine what fine cuisine is at the buffet of a South Georgia strip club

GimmeMoneyNow

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Posted: May. 30, 2017 - 10:24 AM ET #6

First off, I've never been to a strip club that has food. Just that alone sounds disgusting enough.....

But, then you add in that it's free, "buffet style", and the selection is ribs, fried chicken, and fried shrimp?!?!? The slimiest, greasiest, things that you eat with your hands?!?!?

UGH!!!!

What, no deviled eggs, Buffalo wings or nachos?

So, here's your evening laid out:

1. Get a lap dance from a gross stripper that every other gross degenerate guy in the club had pawed over, now you're touching her.....

2. Hand her cash after said dance, which as we all know $$$$ is the most disgusting bacteria riddled thing on the planet.....

3. Mosey on over to the free buffet (once again, after said degenerates) fix yourself a plate, "It's Finger-Lickin' Good!!!"

I'd rather lick a toilet seat at the airport.....

I'm surprised this "incident" doesn't happen every night.

Slobbasaurus

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Posted: May. 30, 2017 - 10:41 AM ET #7

I thought food at a strip club was a made up thing. Guess not.

I don't think I could eat there; and this is coming from a guy that is very Liberal with the 5 second rule.

StumpTownStu

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Posted: May. 30, 2017 - 2:30 PM ET #8

There's a strip club in SF that on weekdays has a 5 dollar lunch buffet. Basically the 5 bucks is admission and the buffet is free. Best value in the city.

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