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99 "Mommy, Mommy" Jokes

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Some samples:

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? 
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts. 
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. 
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

Mommy, Mommy! I HATE tomato juice! 
Shut up and drink it before it clots.

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked! 
Shut up and get a fork before your sister gets all the big chunks!

Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! 
Shut up and move away from the dart board!

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wtf 
 
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Did you make these up yourself?
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