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#1 Posted: 8/18/2012 5:09:58 AM
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush
says, Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one beautiful blonde with big tits." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you! No one cares about the 140 million Muslims.
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#2 Posted: 8/18/2012 5:39:50 AM |
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#3 Posted: 8/18/2012 5:42:53 AM  |
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#4 Posted: 8/18/2012 5:46:43 AM
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#5 Posted: 8/18/2012 5:49:58 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Hirschfelder:
better clear the roads if Laura is driving them home
Ouch.
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#6 Posted: 8/18/2012 6:02:00 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by don juan: President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld, sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one beautiful blonde with big tits." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you! No one cares about the 140 million Muslims.
Stop being a hypocrite Don, Obama is doing the same ever hear of Libya  |
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#7 Posted: 8/18/2012 10:32:41 AM
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#8 Posted: 8/18/2012 12:41:46 PM  |
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#9 Posted: 8/18/2012 12:53:02 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Hirschfelder:
better clear the roads if Laura is driving them home
Says a proud supporter of the party of Ted Kennedy with no self awareness. (Note: Kennedy was an adult when he killed that woman, Laura Bush was a teenager).
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#10 Posted: 8/18/2012 12:55:30 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Nocontrol1111:
You think jokes about killing people is funny? A wise man once told me what will make you laugh will make you cry. Once they are finished with the muslims those same guns will be turned on you. Keep laughing about government going around the world killing people retard.
Guess you didn't understand that wise man...
Humor: Tragedy + Time. 9/11 was a tragedy, right? Well time has passed and loads of jokes are going around about it.
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#11 Posted: 8/18/2012 3:31:54 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by 14daroad:
Says a proud supporter of the party of Ted Kennedy with no self awareness. (Note: Kennedy was an adult when he killed that woman, Laura Bush was a teenager).
I am a supporter of which party? You really have no clue
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#12 Posted: 8/18/2012 3:49:59 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Hirschfelder:
I am a supporter of which party? You really have no clue
The one that votes for Obama.
Though it is cute you're pretending otherwise.
We're all fooled.
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#13 Posted: 8/18/2012 4:36:53 PM 
doesnt this schtick of accusing anyone that disagrees with your rhetoric as being a liberal/leftist get old for you?
obviously not
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