10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as it's the kind that Stalin, Obama, Castro, Pelosi and Mao would approve of.
7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years unless my taxes are raised exponentially and I start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive at over $30,000 per year, per inmate.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits without having to pay into the system themselves.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves and their investors. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view outside of what Democrat politicians and the leftist, pro-Democrat lapdog news media instruct me to think.
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