A failed system

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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:11:24 AM
This system was forwarded to me by a guy I was bullshitting with at a poker tourney.  I gave him my email address and he forwarded a system he created that is a bust according to him.  As soon as I figure it out I will post.  I see a bunch of formulas.
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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:16:53 AM
Take an NBA matchup. 

In Excel, list their scores of the last 3 games and total them.

For example, Team A and Team B.

90 + 99 = 189
100 + 87 = 187

Do this for both teams.  Last 3 games of each.

In 1 of the Excel cells type in the O/U # for the current matchup (let's say it is cell A1).





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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:22:36 AM
There are a handful of formulas I am going to post.  According to the creator he thought if all lined up he would have a winner but he said he went 2-12 L14 and that's why he quit it.
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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:24:10 AM
=FORECAST(F2,D2:D4,D5:D7)

=GROWTH(D2:D4,D5:D7,F2)

=MEDIAN(D2:D7,F2,F7,G7)

=AVERAGE(D2:D7)

=KURT(F2,F7,G7,H7,I7)

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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:25:37 AM
According to his formulas the picks tonight would have been...

Tues 2/22

Phi
Phi Over
Cle
Mia
Por

1-4 on the night

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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:26:10 AM
4-1 on the fade
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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:28:58 AM
I'm about to smoke an L while I back test this garbage and listen to some G garbage.

Keys Open Doors 3:23 Clipse
Made You Look 3:25 Nas
Jigga That Nigga 3:26 Jay-Z
You're Da Man 3:28 NaS
Coastin 3:42 Tha Dogg Pound
Smokin' 3:50 NaS
Zone Out 3:51 Nas
Got Ur Self A... 3:51 NaS
2nd Childhood 3:54 NaS
Never Change 4:01 Jay-Z
Get Down 4:06 Nas
Steady Mobbin' 4:12 Ice Cube
Guess Who's Back 4:20 Scarface 
What Happened To That Boy 4:24 Clipse
One Mic 4:31 NaS
Drop Like It's Hot 4:33 Jay-Z
Ether 4:40 NaS
Ain't Cha 4:46 Clipse
Destroy & Rebuild 5:24 NaS

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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:33:05 AM
It amazes me how many of you try to beat Vegas with your pansy bullshit.  I meet more losers and darn ups.  Just fade.  WTF is so hard about this?  Vegas wouldn't be in business.
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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:37:28 AM
You 36 in the karate class

You tai bowe ho
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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:40:43 AM
None of you will thank me for this failure garbage system but I don't care.  I am just showing the young bettors how easy this garbage is.  Fading handicappers and sissy box systems is the only way to make $$$$$
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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:41:52 AM
I am going to back test and then fade this simpleton darn system.  Keep up n---gaz!
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Posted: 2/22/2012 2:12:49 AM
Nice..hard to follow though without the excel sheet
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Posted: 2/22/2012 2:17:21 PM
post the plays and lets track it
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Posted: 2/22/2012 6:44:12 PM
Toronto
Cleveland 
Cleveland Over
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Posted: 2/22/2012 7:21:36 PM
Also for Wed 2/22 - 

Clippers 
Dallas
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Posted: 2/22/2012 11:27:17 PM

like what im seeing

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Posted: 2/23/2012 12:03:32 AM
The human mind and the ego has always intrigued me. Bettors are so wrapped up in winning that they oversee something so simple as fading themselves. The thought of it is an embarassment.  Why?  Money is money and an envelope is what we strive for every week.  This guy at poker was so disgusted with the formula system and I was not about to mention fading it.
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Posted: 2/23/2012 12:04:53 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by juiciness:

Nice..hard to follow though without the excel sheet

I will attempt to show an example.  The formulas I posted last night are the only formulas you need.
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Posted: 2/23/2012 12:16:55 AM
The system and formulas show nothing for Thursday 2/23.
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Posted: 2/23/2012 12:20:19 AM
For college Thurs 2/23 the Under in the Bama/Ark game is what the system formula is showing as a play.
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Posted: 2/23/2012 1:27:51 AM
Also looks like taking the points with the fade works better thanks for posting 
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Posted: 2/23/2012 7:05:15 PM
sup man i'll be following. how is the back test?
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Posted: 2/23/2012 8:05:06 PM
The back test is scary bad.  I can see why this guy stopped. I don't want to create a stir here because we all know garbage happens but this program is fuckin terrible. Whatever he did was great as long as you fade.  I am going to run into him again because we all play at this poker house.  
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