something a friend told me

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So my girlfriend of 6 months called me asking what I was doing tonight and I had nothing planned, so she told me to come over and hangout. I drove over there around 8 pm and I rang the doorbell and her hot older sister answered and said that her sister would be back in roughly 20 minutes because she went shopping and got stuck in traffic or something. My girlfriend's sister and I are sitting on the couch making small talk and then she starts getting closer and begins to seduce me and then she said something along the lines of "I know you want to, it will be our little secret and we have the time" so I got up and immediately starting walking for the front door. That's when my girlfriend came running down the stairs saying "omg you passed the test, I love you". Moral of the story; always keep your condoms in your car.

The other night my buddy told me this joke over a few drinks, thought I'd share it

Everest17 · Answer

So my girlfriend of 6 months called me asking what I was doing tonight and I had nothing planned, so she told me to come over and hangout. I drove over there around 8 pm and I rang the doorbell and her hot older sister answered and said that her sister would be back in roughly 20 minutes because she went shopping and got stuck in traffic or something. My girlfriend's sister and I are sitting on the couch making small talk and then she starts getting closer and begins to seduce me and then she said something along the lines of "I know you want to, it will be our little secret and we have the time" so I got up and immediately starting walking for the front door. That's when my girlfriend came running down the stairs saying "omg you passed the test, I love you". Moral of the story; always keep your condoms in your car.

The other night my buddy told me this joke over a few drinks, thought I'd share it

mattbrot · Answer

thanks man.

cpfs146 · Answer

I tought it was an actual story.

woodsy5822 · Answer

that was pretty good

casheasy · Answer

I&#x27;d have failed that test

Ryno777 · Answer

Glad commercials from almost 10 years ago are finally making their way to the bars....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf_oAjqBRe4

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Old one but a good one.

esplanade · Answer

Always looking to brag about yourself, eh??Happy New Year, Goofus.

GOPHERNATION12 · Answer

Great joke!Sad part is it happened to me in college with room mates and I failed miserably.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Happy New Year.

SteelCash · Answer

That was good!

SupremeVermin · Answer

Would have said if you loved me let&#x27;s have a threesome with your sister.

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