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Anyone watch this clown on the Animal Planet?  It's completely ridiculous and totally staged, but I watched 9 consecutive episodes the other night.  It's almost like you expect them to start laughing knowing they are making a living off of a show like that.  I guess us Americans will watch anything if you ramp up the drama (even if it's fake).  What a country.    
 
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Nat Geo, AP, and Discovery are all hitting rock bottom lately.

I'm going to start my own series Hutch. ""Tracking The Poacher."  (we can change this title of course). Who the hell wouldn't be glued to that?

Wadda ya think?

 
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Yeaah "live Action" f..ing turtleman is awesome even if it is fake
 
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The fact that he goes in that dirty water and comes up with a big turttle   give it a . 
 
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Posted: #5

I like his fat side-kick with the lazy eye who waddles around in his overalls telling everybody how turtle man is the greatest thing in Kentucky since Davy Crockett.


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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

Nat Geo, AP, and Discovery are all hitting rock bottom lately.

I'm going to start my own series Hutch. ""Tracking The Poacher."  (we can change this title of course). Who the hell wouldn't be glued to that?

Wadda ya think?


I think it's kind of already been done.  It's like Alaska State Troopers only it's done in CA I believe.  I think it focuses purely on animals and they have a lot of scenes with them going after hunters doing illegal stuff.  But they have other scenes as well.  I once saw an episode where this enforcement officer had to put down this deer because it had this HUGE bacterial growth on it's face (it was NASTY) and they didn't want it infecting others in the herd.  

Seems like all those "Cops" shows have some element where they go after poachers and such.  And I certainly watch (I'm pretty big into Alaska State Troopers).  
 
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I like he charges about 47 bucks to do any job. Just enough to but that next hit of crystal.

He charged 47 bucks to wrangle 8 possums in the rafters of a whisky distillery. I might go get some possums just so I can have Turtleman wrangle them for 47 bucks.

 
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This one is fantastic:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-P644h8TJI&feature=relmfu

Jake:  Don't be a hero, buddy.  
 
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Posted: #9
Live action!
 
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Posted: #10

LIVE ACTION

One episode he caught a few skunks and was given some scented candles as pay.

 
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yeyeaayeeeeeyeyeeee

 
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Sometimes you just gotta let out a yeeyyeayeayyeeyeeyeee

 
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Anyone who has the balls to get snapping turtles the way he does is allright in my book.Live Action git yerself some.
 
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I like turtleman...Totally agree with Biscuit=The guy has beach balls.Im sorry,but the thought of an alligator snapper sinking his teeth in my flesh is a nightmare..He is down to earth and have u seen where this guy lives?He aint getting rich and if he is more power to him.Live action..Love the show ,but its not like I go out of the way to watch it.

 
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U call him a clown?I watched 15min of Honey BooBoo..what a fucking joke?I cant believe I spent 15min of my life watching it=AWFUL
 
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEEPK5CEwzc&feature=related

 

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