Draw a straighline across America. Who wins the war North or South

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ragingstorm PM ragingstorm
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Posted: 4/5/2012 5:27:23 PM
Assuming the Carolinas are in the South and give the north San Fran and the South LA. Missou Kansas are South as is HALF of Colorado. Just using you best judgements on who fits where while using guns toughness fighting BRAINS and everything a war would have and based on the people living in the North and South who wins a civil war.

Well in the north you have the tough Paul Bunyan type of Minnesota. People in the Dakota would be able to survive the Cold wet weather. As would Maine Vermont etc. The backwoods people of those states are nuts. I give the North the Edge because Florida would be useless with all the retirees. The only states that would scare the North are Texas and Oklahoma. You got Retiree golfers in Arizona dumb people in Louisiana and Mississippi. You got the Brains in the Northern states. You got the toughness and men who can stand the 10 degree temps if it came to that. I say the North wins rather easily. Taking it state by state.
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Posted: 4/5/2012 5:29:48 PM
As usual, it's the SEC...............
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Posted: 4/5/2012 5:37:27 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ragingstorm:

Assuming the Carolinas are in the South and give the north San Fran and the South LA. Missou Kansas are South as is HALF of Colorado. Just using you best judgements on who fits where while using guns toughness fighting BRAINS and everything a war would have and based on the people living in the North and South who wins a civil war.

Well in the north you have the tough Paul Bunyan type of Minnesota. People in the Dakota would be able to survive the Cold wet weather. As would Maine Vermont etc. The backwoods people of those states are nuts. I give the North the Edge because Florida would be useless with all the retirees. The only states that would scare the North are Texas and Oklahoma. You got Retiree golfers in Arizona dumb people in Louisiana and Mississippi. You got the Brains in the Northern states. You got the toughness and men who can stand the 10 degree temps if it came to that. I say the North wins rather easily. Taking it state by state.
really? You know this how? Do you consider someone who owns 20+ acres back woods?
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Posted: 4/5/2012 5:57:17 PM
i'll take the cubans and russians over them all.
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Posted: 4/5/2012 6:09:15 PM
The south is full of rednecks with no common sense.

People from Vermont, maine, new hampshire have endless money..Plus New York is full of killers.

North wins by any means neccesary
jamesxnj PM jamesxnj
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Posted: 4/5/2012 6:38:17 PM

Florida is not just full of retirees,but many Northern rednecks/ landowners,midwest especially..they just don't fly the Stars and Bars as natives do on thier trucks its the nfl Vikings decal that is the dead giveaway..

Who would win a civil war between North Jersey and South Jersey nowadays let alone CA..?

OH and what issue will the war be about?

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Posted: 4/5/2012 6:42:47 PM

you have to find some facts to back up your opinion..............

 

I believe I just saw a stat of top 10 unhealthiest cities, dominated by southern cities.........

 

1.)  North would win because they are in better physical shape.............

next stat............

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Posted: 4/5/2012 6:43:38 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by jamesxnj:

Florida is not just full of retirees,but many Northern rednecks/ landowners,midwest especially..they just don't fly the Stars and Bars as natives do on thier trucks its the nfl Vikings decal that is the dead giveaway..

Who would win a civil war between North Jersey and South Jersey nowadays let alone CA..?

OH and what issue will the war be about?


North Jersey would destroy South Jersey in a matter of minutes. Maybe less.
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Posted: 4/5/2012 6:44:27 PM
Canada.
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Posted: 4/5/2012 7:00:24 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Weathered:


North Jersey would destroy South Jersey in a matter of minutes. Maybe less.

The Guidos Camaros would have trouble down in the pineland backroads...Homefield wins.See Sopranos with the Russian.

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Posted: 4/5/2012 7:19:54 PM
The north easily. They have an abundance of resources. Once a civil war starts all the mexicans will go back and the southern blacks will start to loot so not many people left to fight.
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Posted: 4/5/2012 7:22:44 PM
Didn't we already do this before?  
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Posted: 4/5/2012 7:40:09 PM
this is almost as good as the " happy son or daughter in porn " question.




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Posted: 4/5/2012 7:54:56 PM
North Jersey would destroy South Jersey? Im not so sure. You got Camden the number 1 murder capitol in the South Jersey area. But we have East Orange Paterson. I assume North Jersey would defeat South Jersey rather quickly.

Back to the original question. I think the fact that if the war turned into cold weather thats where the north would have a serious advantage. Like I said Forida and Arizona are a bunch of retirees. They are useless. There is not one area in the South that screas me except Texas. Which I guess you would have to include Oklahoma. Those Roughnecks would be tough.
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Posted: 4/5/2012 8:04:38 PM

hahahhahahahha, wouldnt even be close

 

 

you have all the liberal pussies that cry moan whine and cry foul all the time

 

vs.

 

the country boy rednecks with all kinds of pickups and ammo.

 

 

 

the fighting style of the south would be more guerilla warfare and you couldnt even get from town to town without heavy casualties off in the woods and swamps.

 

it would be laughable

 

 

 

I swear to God some nights out here in the Tennessee hills you hear shotguns blasting and Hank playing from the trees. No idea whos playing it................BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD

COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIVE!

 

 

 

it really wouldnt even be close.

 

we have gun ranges in like every town here. I hear up north in some states u guys cant even own arms.  But yea im sure your all money shots when it counts

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Posted: 4/5/2012 8:06:23 PM
YEA BOY!
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Posted: 4/5/2012 8:10:14 PM

YEA BOY 2!

 

I live back in the woods you see,

A woman, and the kids, and the dog, and me

I got a shotgun rifle and a 4 wheel drive

AND A COUNTRY CAN SURVIVE.

COUNTRY FOLKS CAN SURVIVE.

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Posted: 4/5/2012 8:12:48 PM
Agree HoldEm....most those north easterners would probably just try to hire Canadians to fight for them 

Not to mention no one lives in Alaska, Minnesota, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, South Dakota, Rhode Island, etc. 

I just think its hilarious that people even come up with this crazy behind scenarios in 2012.  
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Posted: 4/5/2012 8:14:27 PM

I'd love to spit some beech-nut in that dude's  eye, shoot him with my 45.

 

 

Dont underestimate the country folk,   much more rugged than them there yanks.

HoldEm00 PM HoldEm00
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Posted: 4/5/2012 8:18:11 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ad1260:

Agree HoldEm....most those north easterners would probably just try to hire Canadians to fight for them 

Not to mention no one lives in Alaska, Minnesota, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, South Dakota, Rhode Island, etc. 

I just think its hilarious that people even come up with this crazy behind scenarios in 2012.  

 

we would be just like that guy in your avatar.

 

*Fist Pump, "Yea, Great Shot"

 

 

 

 

Dont mess with Texas!   ( I was born Houston, Harris County Hospital) so i can still claim a little Texas.

JEFFMARKETCAP PM JEFFMARKETCAP
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Posted: 4/5/2012 8:18:45 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by HoldEm00:

hahahhahahahha, wouldnt even be close

 

 

you have all the liberal pussies that cry moan whine and cry foul all the time

 

vs.

 

the country boy rednecks with all kinds of pickups and ammo.

 

 

 

the fighting style of the south would be more guerilla warfare and you couldnt even get from town to town without heavy casualties off in the woods and swamps.

 

it would be laughable

 

 

 

I swear to God some nights out here in the Tennessee hills you hear shotguns blasting and Hank playing from the trees. No idea whos playing it................BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD

COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIVE!

 

 

 

it really wouldnt even be close.

 

we have gun ranges in like every town here. I hear up north in some states u guys cant even own arms.  But yea im sure your all money shots when it counts

agree
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Posted: 4/5/2012 8:25:02 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by JEFFMARKETCAP:

agree

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Posted: 4/5/2012 8:27:00 PM
Nice, I lived in Harris county for 20 years. Northwest (Cypress area). 
dendogg55 PM dendogg55
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Posted: 4/5/2012 8:51:35 PM
NO one.
HoldEm00 PM HoldEm00
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Posted: 4/5/2012 9:20:44 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by dendogg55:

NO one.

this for sure

just a hypothetical question

 

but country boys over city slickers in a war anyday, thats just common sense

 

Earthwake is up there saying that New York would help the North a lot, how many people in NYC have even fired a gun.......... you pussies have outlawed guns in your own domain.   Ill take the "South full of rednecks with no common sense"

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