What excuse can I give my bookie for this week?

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Roonie PM Roonie
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Posted: 4/4/2012 2:23:46 PM
I've already used..

1) My car got fucked up.

2) Going to Niagara for the weekend 

Need a good one help my covers brothas 
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Posted: 4/4/2012 2:24:53 PM
Or I'm thinking of putting it allin on boston or Miami tonight
Biscuiteater1 PM Biscuiteater1
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Posted: 4/4/2012 2:27:46 PM
the dog ate it
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Posted: 4/4/2012 2:30:30 PM
you got robbed
HutchEmAll PM HutchEmAll
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Posted: 4/4/2012 2:35:19 PM
Just tell him, "I'm an idiot because I spend money gambling that I don't have."

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Posted: 4/4/2012 2:49:15 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

Just tell him, "I'm an idiot because I spend money gambling that I don't have."



This is actually probably the best. When I was younger and made dumb decisions and got deep with bookies and couldn't pay i would tell them that straight up. Just go on payment plan. Depends on how shady you are as a person. If you are a man of your word and pay the plan on time and don't avoid calls and garbage, you should be fine.
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Posted: 4/4/2012 5:43:00 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

Just tell him, "I'm an idiot because I spend money gambling that I don't have."

 

 

 

Biscuiteater1 PM Biscuiteater1
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Posted: 4/4/2012 6:13:04 PM
Ok Roonie i've given it some thought.
Miami - 2' 
Sananstoneo will beat Boston.
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Posted: 4/4/2012 6:19:35 PM
"What? My other bookie lets me skate. Chill"
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Posted: 4/4/2012 6:33:36 PM
Someone got hold of my debit card # and charged a bunch of garbage in my name and now my bank account is frozen until the fraud investigation is complete.
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Posted: 4/4/2012 7:38:27 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by The Hawk:

"What? My other bookie lets me skate. Chill"
lol  i dont think that one would go far with em.
HockeyTeeth PM HockeyTeeth
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Posted: 4/4/2012 8:26:32 PM
Gave it all to the Orphanage. Getcha'' next week.
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Posted: 4/4/2012 8:34:16 PM
double up for sure
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Posted: 4/4/2012 9:01:01 PM
Tell him you hit the Mega Millions jackpot, and you just have to find the ticket at the McDonalds you work at. 
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Posted: 4/4/2012 9:43:55 PM
1) you went to the bank to withdraw the money but they were closed
2) you're becoming a priest and have taken a vow of poverty and have given all your money to the church
3) you were drafted by the army and ship out in the morning
pinoy1da PM pinoy1da
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Posted: 4/4/2012 10:41:02 PM
ask your kid to smash his piggy bank and take his savings LMAO jk
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Posted: 4/4/2012 10:51:45 PM

You were on an escalator and got stuck............

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Posted: 4/4/2012 11:08:15 PM
You were on the last week to pay the pawn shop to get your jewelry back that you had to pawn in order to pay him last time. 
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Posted: 4/4/2012 11:09:42 PM
You had to pay the last installment for your portion of a baseball season ticket package you committed to, if you didn't you would have forfeited your original down payment.
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Posted: 4/4/2012 11:12:38 PM
You lost your job.

Your best friend got evicted and you had to loan him $.

You had to pay your homes property taxes by April 10th and completely forgot.

You're a degenerate and played over your head within thinking of the consequences.

Your gf called and said she's pregnant and you're paying for the abortion.

Come on man, this is easy.


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Posted: 4/4/2012 11:48:48 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by gofish3:

You lost your job.

Your best friend got evicted and you had to loan him $.

You had to pay your homes property taxes by April 10th and completely forgot.

You're a degenerate and played over your head within thinking of the consequences.

Your gf called and said she's pregnant and you're paying for the abortion.

Come on man, this is easy.



You seem like a pathological liar.
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Posted: 4/4/2012 11:52:06 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Roonie:

I've already used..

1) My car got fucked up.

2) Going to Niagara for the weekend 

Need a good one help my covers brothas 

I can't believe he bought THAT one! Go back to the well....."Still in Niagara." "Dropped wallet over the falls". "Got married in Niagara, girl has my money" "Car got fucked up in Niagara". Niagara postcard.."Having great time, see you next week". "Gourmet Delivery to Niagara".  "Banging best friends sister in Niagara" ....And so on.
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Posted: 4/4/2012 11:55:59 PM
tell him you spent the last of your money but at least you got these cheeseburgers man
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Posted: 4/5/2012 12:13:01 AM
Tell him the truth 

"I'm a deadbeat"
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Posted: 4/5/2012 12:51:57 AM

1)act like the longer he waits the more he will make, make it sound like your gonna lose or go full-tilt

2) talk about a running tab

3) talk about MLB just starting.. it's my best sport give me a couple weeks, blah blah blah

always say "buddy"

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