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#1 Posted: 2/14/2012 9:39:46 PM
When women lie it is so calculated it's not funny. Women are way better at planning than men are.
Men are not good thinkers because we are corrupted by our balls. They run our lives. The problem is semen when stored in the balls in large quantities is......Jizz conflicts with the brains natural chemicals for rational thinking. Which is as to why we jack off daily and have to darn everything that is alive. It is just chemical balancing and most men do not understand the process.
To explain the power of jizz I must explain what it does to women. When a man shoots a hot load of jizz into his victim after meeting at a bar or something. She does not know what is happening to her but she is having a chemical reaction herself. The process of insertion by itself triggers the overflow of a chemical produced by the body called oxytocins. Which is basically a chemical that women produce a shitload of after insertion, and if she catches a load. That chemical goes through the charts and she can only think about the guy who just fed her the ham bone
The more times the man lays the pipe to a lady. She becomes that much closer in her mind to forming a bond with the guy who is just trying to balance his jizz to brain chemical ratio.
But in doing so the man has gotten way over his head and does not kow how to get out. So that drives the woman crazy and she starts making garbage up to see how "he really feels" Women will go to extreme lengths to test her new jizz cannon and see where he stands. Sometimes even making up entire stories just to see what his answer will be. And when a woman asks a question, unfortunately for the guy. She already knows the answer.
So the man living by the seat of his balls has no chance. He is constantly being set up by the master of deception. All she wants to hear is that he cares about her. But since women are infected with jizz and cock fever. She now loses touch with reality and drives him away with all her emotional bullshit.:
In the process, the man is now on the hunt for easier pieces of behind because he can't take all the badgering. So the lesson here today is that women need to lighten up and just chill out from time to time
There have been times where my jizz levels were too high and I started getting looney
I need to get rid of a ball load to balance out, but I do not want to have to go through a night of hanging out with a chick when I have games on that I am betting. 
It is always a simple solution. Jack off and get rid of those dangerous levels of jizz. It is funny how right after a man jacks off. He is so thankful he did not make that call
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#4 Posted: 2/14/2012 10:08:31 PM 
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#5 Posted: 2/14/2012 10:18:04 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by hammer22:
Wow u might have a little too much time on your hands pal
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#9 Posted: 2/14/2012 11:56:14 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by boberts427: well said salt, another quality post
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#10 Posted: 2/15/2012 12:04:46 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by dytide: real talk
I just stole your "real talk" phrase. I have not heard or said that in a long time.
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#11 Posted: 2/15/2012 12:08:46 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:
It is always a simple solution. Jack off and get rid of those dangerous levels of jizz. It is funny how right after a man jacks off. He is so thankful he did not make that call
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#13 Posted: 2/15/2012 7:43:28 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by hammer22:
Wow u might have a little too much time on your hands pal
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#14 Posted: 2/15/2012 8:41:04 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:
When women lie it is so calculated it's not funny. Women are way better at planning than men are.
Men are not good thinkers because we are corrupted by our balls. They run our lives. The problem is semen when stored in the balls in large quantities is......Jizz conflicts with the brains natural chemicals for rational thinking. Which is as to why we jack off daily and have to darn everything that is alive. It is just chemical balancing and most men do not understand the process.
To explain the power of jizz I must explain what it does to women. When a man shoots a hot load of jizz into his victim after meeting at a bar or something. She does not know what is happening to her but she is having a chemical reaction herself.
The process of insertion by itself triggers the overflow of a chemical produced by the body called oxytocins. Which is basically a chemical that women produce a shitload of after insertion, and if she catches a load. That chemical goes through the charts and she can only think about the guy who just fed her the ham bone
The more times the man lays the pipe to a lady. She becomes that much closer in her mind to forming a bond with the guy who is just trying to balance his jizz to brain chemical ratio.
But in doing so the man has gotten way over his head and does not kow how to get out. So that drives the woman crazy and she starts making garbage up to see how "he really feels" Women will go to extreme lengths to test her new jizz cannon and see where he stands. Sometimes even making up entire stories just to see what his answer will be. And when a woman asks a question, unfortunately for the guy. She already knows the answer.
So the man living by the seat of his balls has no chance. He is constantly being set up by the master of deception. All she wants to hear is that he cares about her. But since women are infected with jizz and cock fever. She now loses touch with reality and drives him away with all her emotional bullshit.:
In the process, the man is now on the hunt for easier pieces of behind because he can't take all the badgering.
So the lesson here today is that women need to lighten up and just chill out from time to time
There have been times where my jizz levels were too high and I started getting looney
I need to get rid of a ball load to balance out, but I do not want to have to go through a night of hanging out with a chick when I have games on that I am betting.
It is always a simple solution. Jack off and get rid of those dangerous levels of jizz. It is funny how right after a man jacks off. He is so thankful he did not make that call
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#15 Posted: 2/15/2012 9:32:58 AM
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#16 Posted: 2/15/2012 9:42:47 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:
I just stole your "real talk" phrase. I have not heard or said that in a long time.
I got it from Pauly D
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#20 Posted: 2/15/2012 12:37:33 PM Nice read, Salty u r right on the money bro!
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#22 Posted: 2/15/2012 3:00:15 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by CHITOWNODAWG:
Just be a man and take you nuts back! My friend is going though the same garbage, only problem is he is 33 and she is 39 what kills me is that he acts like she has truffles in her box and is the last girl on earth.
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#23 Posted: 2/15/2012 3:19:47 PM Deep thoughts with
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#24 Posted: 2/15/2012 4:49:05 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by kaponofor3:
"It is funny how right after a man jacks off. He is so thankful he did not make that call"
Real talk
that statement is so fuckin true. Wacking off saves the day |
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