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TOO SOON?
 
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Crack Kills
 
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Whitney houston to star in her new film the bodybag.
houston won an impressive 6 grammys in 14 years
less impressive was her attempt at 6 grams in 14 minutes
 
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everyones a comedian nowdays,even the paramedic who was unable to resauscitate couldnt avoid the odd gag , when he radioed dispatch and said   its houston, we have a problem
 
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You people need help! Like her or not making a joke about somebody's daughter,mother,sister or family member is so uncalled for. This was probably the most talented singer of my time and it's a tragic ending to such a talented person. RIP Whitney and god bless you and all your family.
 
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jmj8829 gets so emotional, baby ...
 
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shit happens jim
 
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only idiots make jokes about people who died and we certainly do have alot of idiots gathered on this site.

All of you who like to make jokes about dead people, be prepared when the bad karma comes back your way one day.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

only idiots make jokes about people who died and we certainly do have alot of idiots gathered on this site.

All of you who like to make jokes about dead people, be prepared when the bad karma comes back your way one day.

Well put. These guys think they are so funny too. Total pathetic losers.

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jordi:

everyones a comedian nowdays,even the paramedic who was unable to resauscitate couldnt avoid the odd gag , when he radioed dispatch and said   its houston, we have a problem
 
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Quote Originally Posted by godsfavoritedog:

jmj8829 gets so emotional, baby ...

 

 
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Yeah...you can get away with cracking jokes 2 years after the fact, but not 2 days. 
 
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Paramedics were at the scene almost immediately and would have saved Miss Houston if not for the fact that when they attempted CPR they got high as fuck and forgot why they were there!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmj8829:

You people need help! Like her or not making a joke about somebody's daughter,mother,sister or family member is so uncalled for. This was probably the most talented singer of my time and it's a tragic ending to such a talented person. RIP Whitney and god bless you and all your family.



 
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Quote Originally Posted by godsfavoritedog:

jmj8829 gets so emotional, baby ...


Now THIS is funny...
 
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Good luck with your Cancer Totalhunter

 

I am just joking. I wish you bad luck with that

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ad1260:

Yeah...you can get away with cracking jokes 2 years after the fact, but not 2 days. 


Was that a crack joke?
 
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Remember Whitney was in a movie with Kevin Costner called the bodyguard?  Well, they should make a sequel called the bodybag!

Whitney won an impressive six Grammys in fourteen years.
What's not impressive was her recent attempt at six grams in fourteen minutes!

Whitney's life is like skiing. Once you get on the white powder, it's all down hill from there.

Brown Brown was trying to bid on a new punching bag on Ebay because the one he had is no longer useable!

   

 
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You can make jokes about anything, I think.

Ah.. Maybe you shouldn't make jokes about 9/11....that's just -plane- wrong.




 
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Don't be offended by jokes.
Hope my friends and family are cracking jokes at my funeral.

"Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry".
 
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Quote Originally Posted by RJSmith:

You can make jokes about anything, I think.

Ah.. Maybe you shouldn't make jokes about 9/11....that's just -plane- wrong.




 

This one made me laugh the hardest. Nice!

 
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At least shes been drug free for one day!
 
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Charlie Sheen better hurry up and die or heaven will run out of crack before he gets there.
 
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I would like to offer my condolences to Whitneys drug dealer I hear he is inconsolable at the moment.
 
 
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Poor Whitney she took that 13th step of the 12 step program. That ones for you wmi799 a real man of genius and the moral compass for us all.The champion of expression! 
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