Voted Joke of the year - 2011 - funny

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Posted: 2/1/2012 4:56:47 AM

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell where thed evil is waiting for him.


"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,

so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go,

but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in,and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No,this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"


commented George.


The devil opened a third door. Through it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed,his arms tied over his head,


and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...........

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

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Posted: 2/1/2012 5:42:25 AM
7.2 outta 10 
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Posted: 2/1/2012 8:21:31 AM
eh. 2/10
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Posted: 2/1/2012 8:41:17 AM
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Posted: 2/1/2012 2:58:06 PM
I liked it
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Posted: 2/1/2012 3:17:36 PM
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Posted: 2/1/2012 7:47:57 PM
not bad made me chuckle
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Posted: 2/1/2012 7:55:25 PM
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Posted: 2/1/2012 7:57:52 PM
made me
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Posted: 2/1/2012 8:25:56 PM
meh. i didnt like it
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Posted: 2/1/2012 8:29:32 PM
probably a better option than the first two choices though
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Posted: 2/2/2012 1:56:08 PM
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Posted: 2/2/2012 4:56:58 PM
That joke is an obama, zero.
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Posted: 2/2/2012 5:54:15 PM
Laughed for 2.4 secs so def an 8. 
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Posted: 2/2/2012 6:34:27 PM
Got a good chuckle out of it.
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Posted: 2/2/2012 7:22:59 PM

Meh.

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Posted: 2/2/2012 9:39:05 PM
darn, i just thought of a funny joke but forgot it after sleeping n eating... i hate when that happens,

this happen to you guys often too?
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Posted: 2/3/2012 9:39:21 AM

He would lose either way. Monica is a troll

 

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Posted: 2/3/2012 10:25:36 AM
I heard this joke back in 2009
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Posted: 2/3/2012 2:10:44 PM
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