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Go to massage parlors?...

and i'm not taking about your soccer mom day spa either...but rather an Asian massage parlor...or a latina one...though i prefer asians...

That is def. my #2 most expensive hobby...

who's with me?

 
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along time ago i did but after i saw those vegas undercover shows i don't want to take that chance anymore
 
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Check out rubmaps.com.  Its sort of like an Angie's List for perverts.
 
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well, i'm not so much talking the straight brothels, but rather the 'rub n' tug' joints.. moreso legit joints that offer a 'helping hand.'

nothing too much better than getting a real good massage w/ a happy ending for this guy
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Mark_The_Narc:

Check out rubmaps.com.  Its sort of like an Angie's List for perverts.


i joined in Sept. and put all my reviews on

 yeah... it's truly a gem
 
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nuggs are you talkin about the kind of places where there are a bunch of hairy dudes hitting each other with sticks? you need to go to an arab country for that
 
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huh? not sure of that reference...but to answer your question: no

Quote Originally Posted by MoneySRH:

nuggs are you talkin about the kind of places where there are a bunch of hairy dudes hitting each other with sticks? you need to go to an arab country for that
 
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All about finding a great spot and treating yourself to a good rub and tug every once in a while. My pregame ritual.....jerk off atleast once, xanibar, blunt= relaxation beyond belief and u get ur moneys worth
 
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the travel channel gotta love it
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

All about finding a great spot and treating yourself to a good rub and tug every once in a while. My pregame ritual.....jerk off atleast once, xanibar, blunt= relaxation beyond belief and u get ur moneys worth


nice...we're of the same mold w/ the ritual ... only i take a val or a tram, and hit the bowl lightly
 
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i'd just get sleepy and want to lay down with that routine
 
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Messier, i love a man with a plan,  you have yours down brother. 
 
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messier, is a bar 2mg ?
 
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Those chinese girls got such small hands. I usually ask them to stroke me with both hands. 50
 
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Ya 2 mg
 
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the problem with asian girls is when they moan i need subtitles
 
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The popular one in my town is opanna's...you heard of them? Very relaxing pill.
 
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Always wondered about these places. So you just go and get a massage and then they give you a handjob?

I just always assumed thats what happen, never really thought too much about it.

How do you go about finding these places? I'm guessing you gotta ask/pay extra to get a handjob?

Never was a huge fan of handjobs, but wouldn't mind one from a hot asain broad. Just curious.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by earthWake:

Always wondered about these places. So you just go and get a massage and then they give you a handjob?

I just always assumed thats what happen, never really thought too much about it.

How do you go about finding these places? I'm guessing you gotta ask/pay extra to get a handjob?

Never was a huge fan of handjobs, but wouldn't mind one from a hot asain broad. Just curious.
It’s better to go to a place by recommendation or here say than just go to a random place askin for a handjob.

Most dudes at a sports bar know what’s up and so do strippers.

I know from experience.

I also have had taxi cab drivers take me to a good spot also in Vegas just by bullshitin with them.

When I went to the message parlors, I just would say to the chicks I went to a strip club and they recommended I come here.

I would add that I was lookin for more than a lap dance and they said this would be the place for that.

That’s when the chick says we could do that. So what are you lookin for exactly. I would say everything.

That’s when they would say it’s 400 for everything. I say OK they ask credit card or cash.

I say cash and hand them the money and that’s it.

They take you a bath first and scrub you down and then it’s just like a porno.

I’ve done this around 10 different times from what I can remember.

 
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Haha MoneySrh thats some funny shit. 400 is kinda deep, but thats only like 1 big hand in a 2/5 poker game.

The broad would still have to be a dime for me to drop 400. My one boy's uncle owns a strip club in philly, I'm going there this weekend so planning on doing some crazy shit since the same old shit is getting pretty boring fucking my girl time and time again.

Thanks for the heads up. I'll play it smooth and keep it on the low but try to find out whats what. Thanks for the headsup 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by earthWake:

Always wondered about these places. So you just go and get a massage and then they give you a handjob?

How do you go about finding these places? I'm guessing you gotta ask/pay extra to get a handjob?



Nah man...you got it all wrong...never ask...you ask and they might think you're a copper...

this should help in every regard to finding a place, getting the happy ending and tipping...it's a funny good read too

parlorguide . com
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MoneySRH:



That’s when they would say it’s 400 for everything. I say OK they ask credit card or cash.

I say cash and hand them the money and that’s it.




oh buddy...you are seriously over paying. big time...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HugoBossNYC:

Those chinese girls got such small hands. I usually ask them to stroke me with both hands. 50


to mis-quote 'The Corrupter'... " because your dick looks like a lead pipe in their hands"

much better than my girlfriend w/ bear paws
 
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www.parlorguide.com
 
 
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I have been twice to the same place in Atlanta. Tara BLVD

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