Waking up early to take dumps.

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Posted: 11/29/2011 12:07:53 AM

To say the least my garbage clock is off. I do not know if it is because of my schedule has changed or what? But where for the longest I have been an afternoon dumper. Which is fantastic becuase shitting does not get in the way of anything I do

Night shitting poses a social problem for various reasons and night shitting most importantly can get in the way of box. Women do not like to darn shitters, it's a fact.

But I am now the opposite of night shitting and actually waking up lately early and having to get out of bed. Nothing worse than waking up to behind pressure, then trying to beat it by going back to sleep. I am like 2-5 on sleep garbage battles this week. All I want to do is sleep. but instead I am getting up to take groggy shits.

Damn it

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Posted: 11/29/2011 12:17:13 AM
shitting at the bar.
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Posted: 11/29/2011 12:20:00 AM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox:

shitting at the bar.

Talk about a nightmare

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Posted: 11/29/2011 12:37:18 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox:

shitting at the bar.


Had to do this once or twice due to emergency situations. Worst friggin feeling ever.
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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:16:06 AM
I'm a morning shitter myself, usually around 6:30,  it makes for a very productive day.
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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:17:11 AM
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it sounds like you might be a little loose back there.
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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:22:18 AM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it sounds like you might be a little loose back there.

I have not garbage my pants since 1983.

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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:40:37 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox:

shitting at the bar.


I will absolutely leave a bar and go somewhere more sanitary to garbage or even home if I have to. 

I have discovered that when I drink a large glass of water first thing in the morning I am regular as can be 
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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:41:39 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:

I have not garbage my pants since 1983.



You're throwing your credibility out the window with such a fisherman's tale. We have all probably garbage ourselves during the past 4-5 months or so.
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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:42:34 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:

I have not garbage my pants since 1983.


Nothing wrong with sharting. 

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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:43:24 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by slikstiks99:



You're throwing your credibility out the window with such a fisherman's tale. We have all probably garbage ourselves during the past 4-5 months or so.

Not months but it has happened in my adult lifetime. Word to the wise, never sneeze and fart at the same time. 
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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:44:57 AM
depends what time i had taco bell
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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:53:07 AM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by slikstiks99:



You're throwing your credibility out the window with such a fisherman's tale. We have all probably garbage ourselves during the past 4-5 months or so.

1983 streak is alive

No shitting, sharting, or leakage of any kind....... knock on wood.

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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:54:16 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:

I have not garbage my pants since 1983.



Not even a shart?
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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:56:48 AM
Damn you posted in the time I made that last post...
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Posted: 11/29/2011 1:59:46 AM

Not even.

I have neverof ever having to change boxers. Never had the misfortune of drunk sharting which is common.

That may be odd to some on how tight my butthole is.....Wait....... that thought is not sounding right

I am just good at not shitting my pants. Is that so hard to believe?

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Posted: 11/29/2011 2:20:59 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:

Not even.

I have neverof ever having to change boxers. Never had the misfortune of drunk sharting which is common.

That may be odd to some on how tight my butthole is.....Wait....... that thought is not sounding right

I am just good at not shitting my pants. Is that so hard to believe?


I'm almost disappointed. I thought you would have some great stories about sharting. 
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Posted: 11/29/2011 3:24:22 AM
Salty...the more you talk about your "life" the least interesting you are becoming.
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Posted: 11/29/2011 4:15:20 AM
shitting in a port-a-pot.  While there is a line up waiting for you to come out.
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Posted: 11/29/2011 7:17:24 AM
I usually garbage about 6 a.m.; I usually get up about 7, 7:15.
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Posted: 11/29/2011 7:43:22 AM
this reminds me of the thread where you were watching the bathroom like a hawk
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Posted: 11/29/2011 9:30:29 AM
My garbage clock has been right on time for years unless I have the wrong Mexican food

Get up around 7am and after 2 cups of coffee it's all boiling and ready to pinch off.  
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Posted: 11/29/2011 9:57:50 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Skipbone:

I usually garbage about 6 a.m.; I usually get up about 7, 7:15.




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Posted: 11/29/2011 11:14:57 AM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by J.J. Dean:

Salty...the more you talk about your "life" the least interesting you are becoming.

Whats a matter?

My recent shitting habits are making you become less interested?

I am sorry.

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Posted: 11/29/2011 11:23:39 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Ktrain:


I'm almost disappointed. I thought you would have some great stories about sharting. 

Not myself but I was playing golf about 5 years ago with a group of guys. They were a regular group of guys that were all old buds from school who gambled, and partied their fools off. Good times eveyday with these guys. One day it started to rain on the golf course, a pop up shower. One of guys( the same two guys I talked about in ARE you faster than a 12 year old) Was hammered on vodka and actually shart his pants. He unzipped his buddies golf bag on the cart he was riding in and pulled out a towel and cleaned his sharted behind off. Of course this dude is funny so he put the shitty towel back in his bag and said nothing.

Before the end of the day. The other guy not knowing, gets that same garbage towel out of his bag and went straight to his face with it. This guy did a full rubdown before realizing something was wrong.

And when it was discovered by all of us what the darn he was so pissed about, none of us could breathe from laughing so hard.

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